WHEN YOUR
DOGGO ALONE
Aw
OuUN AD MIN READ
The Rock Ripped A Metal Gate Off A Brick
Wall Because It Wouldn't Open
Uglyboy1 Uglyboy1
21 sep 2020
WHEN YOUR DOGGO ALONE Aw OuUN AD MIN READ The Rock Ripped A Metal Gate Off A Brick Wall Because It Wouldn't Open
me looking at myself in the little zoom
box while someone else is talking
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
15 mar
me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
When the teacher walks up to you
during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
White_Red_noon White_Red_noon
8 mar
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts out "guys please make sure you read the questions carefully"
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog
I'LL CUT OUR
hitbox44 hitbox44
23 sep 2020
Dog owners the moment they adopt a new dog I'LL CUT OUR
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
gottiloc gottiloc
25 sep 2020
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
4.4 Dae Han Jung
Id -
Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide
for
SuperintendentSkinner SuperintendentSkinner
5 nov 2020
4.4 Dae Han Jung Id - Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide for
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
When re getting a package and
When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
Tabby Tabby
20 sep 2020
When re getting a package and When you' don't want the cat to escape out the door
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23 sep 2020
th Vik Tok THIS IS UNCLE ROGER FAYORITE Dish OF ALL TIME