• when you hear a burglar breaking shit in
your kitchen but you have dragons breath
rounds
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    • I’d rather burn down my house with a burglar inside than let them steal anything
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    • blue_too 12 jul
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    • Can't rob the house if there is no house
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    • Non gun people thinking this a good idea cause its on COD
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    • I loved that black ops 1 mission
      MDAWG00 12 jul
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    • Because fuck you and the room your standing in
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    • Cause fuc k you and fu ck my dra pes
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    • Burglar can't rob you if you've got nothing left to steal when your house burns down.
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    • Wheres the picture of sarah connor grabbing the fence in flames lol ... thats the intruders
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    • Me: Alexa intruder alert! Alexa: Rip and tear, until it is done. *BFG Division kicks in*
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    • PorkSword 12 jul
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    • kanep0e 13 jul
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    • I got some slug rounds that also have some extra pellets behind it to add a little fuck you to it
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    • You’ll burn down your house and die with the burglar.
      lwpack 12 jul
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    • kanep0e 13 jul
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    • Plain 12 jul
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    • *Maliciously loads Quad-Barrel Shotgun*
      Quarf 12 jul
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    • My dumb dork ass was thinking minecraft dragons breath and i was about to ask if the update had sum new weapon.
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    • 12 G bolo rounds for the win. For when you want to keep limbs as trophies.
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    • God this is my friend the other day he literally shot someone at 4 am in his house
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    • “Bounce by the Ounce” is the video in which you can find this creature. Like so everyone can see.
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    • Great way to burn your fucking house down
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    • If you want a house with no holes after you down a bad guy the use flecette rounds it is essentially a shit ton on knives
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    • Levi_USMC 13 jul
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    • Once you break into my house, you decide that my possessions are more valuable than your life.
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    • shout "WHO DARES ENTER THE DRAGONS CAVE"
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    • Toasty time
      _Zephyr 12 jul
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    • Dumb question but what are dragons breath rounds? And if possible can i have a video demonstration?
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    • "When you say you have a gun people think you have a small p*nis.""When you say you have a gun people think you have a small p*nis. Like if you carry you are compensating for it"
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    • TALLY HO LADS!
      _WAR 12 jul
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    • The best home defense weapon is a smooth bore musket with a serrated bayonet
      karasuwu 12 jul
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    • Shits about to get S P I C Y
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    • So not only are you gonna set the perp on fire.but.your house aswell
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    • *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*
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    • im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move
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    • Auxilia 13 jul
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    • And you’re only spending $7
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    • If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen
      suchatool 12 jul
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    • I have one left for a rainy day
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    • Looks like meats back on the menu boys
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    • Hell no, I'm not firing an incendiary round inside my house! Metal fires are evil!
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    • Bout to burn ya house down bro
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    • Imma FIRIN MAH LASER
      BigBro 12 jul
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    • Eheheheheh
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    • Party time
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    • And your house catches on fire
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    • A 12 gauge is what the dude behind FPSrussia recommends for close quarter home defense. Remington 870 specifically
      eetoth 13 jul
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    • I swear ifunny has become so childish and an app for depressed 12 year olds
      MatteoD 12 jul
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    • Just let em steal iy if you're going to burn your fucking house down
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    • I still dont understand why liberals want to take away our guns.
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    • dragons breath is just a flare
      _x__2 13 jul
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    • Isn't that a war crime? Lol
      jayscrub 12 jul
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    • This what I hate about u gun nut f.ags, y’all want people to bad shit to you so y’all can pretend to be GI Joe and get the bad guy
      Jeebay 12 jul
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    • Cause fuck your house
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    • Let's hope either them nor anyone behind them wants to burn like anakin
      Dovahnime 15 jul
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    • Itttttttsssss SHOWTIME
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    • Vacuum 15 jul
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    • Can’t be accused of murder if there’s no body, only charred bones
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    • Meth is one helluva drug kids
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    • Whose got that gif of the teacher drawing a perfect circle and then it turns into this guy spazzing out
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    • Anyone who actually wants to defend their property: how about we don't and say we did
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    • WHATS UP SON?!
      youngvey 15 jul
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    • If my ex shaved his head he would look EXACTLY like that guy
      ScrubLife 15 jul
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    • Intimidate the enemy: keep a shot of alcohol and a lighter by your bed or under you pillow and in the case of an intruder comming in. take the shot, light the lighter and breath fire on that fucker.
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    • Flame on, Bitch
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    • Mosin + Dragon breathe round + gun range = Everyone is quite. There Ifunny it's not spam.
      AlphaDirj 15 jul
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    • So what’s dragons breath?
      Dingus124 14 jul
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    • Gonna start a house fire
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    • Fuck you and the house I live in
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    • Oh my god we get it, you love guns, I love guns, but can we shut up and keep it in the Gun fandom, godamn this is getting more repetitive than Avatar and Star War features
      coldmanfx 14 jul
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    • Minecraft?
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    • Either Dragons breath or flechettes
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    • Burglars always like to steal what’s in the house like dude!.... just steal the whole house dumbass
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    • You simply have two shotg*ns,one has slugs if they get in but thanks to your advanced motion detector system you have the other one to sho*t them from your balcony with firey d*ath
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    • You mentally ill fucks look for the smallest reason to take a life. Maybe you are the one who needs to be in a jail until you learn to behave like a human being instead of a psychopath.
      STYtoxic 14 jul
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    • What ever happened to just raping them?
      ClarkWard 14 jul
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    • You wanna break shit??? Lets break shit
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    • Im actually gonna buy some soon boys.
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    • Time to burn the house down
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    • *Alexa play ride of the valkyries*
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    • Imagine setting your house on fire with your shotgun cause burglars all you need is bird shot for close range and a slug for long range
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    • ... Zsasz? (DC nerds please forgive me if that's spelled wrong I haven't seen it written in like 3 years)
      Abedias 14 jul
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    • *Me throwing up signs to my friend as I pass their classroom*
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    • LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!!!
      rexregnum 14 jul
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    • I shot dragons breath and lit a farmers field on fire once
      gagersrox 14 jul
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    • At that point I don't think you have a kitchen anymore
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    • stay strapped or get clapped- George Washington (probably)
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    • not in the house fool
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