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    • I use this sanitizer to lube up my pocket pussy.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • Guys.. Go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog spelled backwards is the same as it is spelled forward 😩
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    • Kills semen on impact.
      Hanstupid_2013 31 aug 2015
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    • Eat Da Booty. Then drink this with some vodka. And suck a dick.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • My mom gave my brother a hand sanitizer that said "maybe you touched your genitals" for Christmas
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    • When I was a freshman in high school, I heard this girl, Erika talking about how her mom called her a slut. She said "how am I a slut, I've only had sex 2 and a half times" HOW. THE. FUCK do you have sex a half a time?
      Gaymily 30 aug 2015
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    • If you aren't sure if it's slutty, it's probably slutty.
      tyler121_2017 30 aug 2015
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    • Q: How many whores are in West Virginia? A: None they don't charge family.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • If you have to ask it most likely is 😂
      The_plug1_2014 1 sep 2015
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    • She should decide before she puts her hands to her lips
      LadyPyro 31 aug 2015
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    • *Touches a pole* *pulls out sanitizer*
      Ibeeautiful 31 aug 2015
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    • I have one that says maybe you've touched your genitals
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    • If you disliked my TC you suck camel dicks through your nostrils.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • Is she training to be the next hokage
      ElmosGlue_2015 31 aug 2015
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    • I have one called "after masturbation sanitation"
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    • Something my ex needs
      AndREAs51w_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • There's s hand sanitizer at Spencer's called "so you touched your genitals hand sanitizer?" And it shows that Asian teacher
      yourmom_121_2017 31 aug 2015
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    • Haha I'm very slutty
      Max_madness_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • Looks like my mom. Whori Grimes
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    • I'm a sarcastic asshole if you don't like it you can go fuck your self. *throws octopus dicks at everyone*
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • I have that! I also have "because you probably touched your genitals." And "you nasty"
      yasqueen_2015 30 aug 2015
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    • How are blondes different from mosquitoes? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it
      Mr_Savagery 30 aug 2015
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    • Sanitizer doesn't fix slut
      m33p 30 aug 2015
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    • Life's too short to not be a slut, if you haven't got a dick in your hand then you got it in your butt.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • By liking this you're signing up for a Lifetime supply of contemplating your slutty actions. Then continuing to commit them anyways.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • They should come out with TC for comment replies also. 👍🏻
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • Had to pour this into your girlfriends douche just to get the smell to fade.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • Kills 99.99% of dreams for TC.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • Anything is vagina wash if you're brave enough.
      noonZ 30 aug 2015
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    • How are blondes different from Bowling Balls? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • Birthday present for my ex
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    • One time I went to the mall and saw a "did you touch your genitals" hand sanatizer.
      Its_Papa_John 2 sep 2015
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    • I saw that once at a store in Denver called Twist and Shout.
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    • From the makers of "Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer.
      lBlurryFacel 1 sep 2015
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    • lol I posted this first
      carstenriley_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • Sexy ladies in my profile guys 😚
      XOAdezPrez 31 aug 2015
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    • If you have to ask, you're probably slutty
      Mercantilion_2017 31 aug 2015
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    • You're most likely slutty if you are unsure if your are slutty.
      PotensRoseus_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • Maybe you touched your genitals.
      ErsatzPlacebo_v2 31 aug 2015
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    • Ingredients: Cum, horse cum, cow cum, pig cum, Christians tears, orphan blood, more cum... Warning: "contains cum"
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • I want it to be slutty
      Mr_Savagery 30 aug 2015
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    • Sponsored and approved by PornHub™
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • Got it looking like I Paid the haters.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • "Dermatologist approved formula"
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    • Let's sext anyone
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    • Yes it was slutty, but she still swallowed my whole nutty buddy.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • If you're a slut I'll get you out of a rut but if you take it all you won't be able to get my dick out of your butt. Use this Lube medium to get out of those sticky situations. Question it after.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • 99.99% of bacteria shouldn't understand top comment.
      HellEvaded_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • I have one that says "you nasty"
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    • *chucks at girls in school*
      DailyTumblrPage 30 aug 2015
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    • Slut? Top comment? No? Okay
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    • How are blondes different from mosquitos? One stops sucking when you slap it
      Luciferous 30 aug 2015
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    • Snape kills Dumbledore
      coitus21 30 aug 2015
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    • My highschool needs this. Everywhere
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    • Twinkle Twinkle little shit, you should now suck this dick! Twinkle Twinkle little fuck, you don't even know how to suck!
      SWTOR 30 aug 2015
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    • I'm not saying she's a slut, but she can count the people she's had sex with on 1 hand...if that hand was holding a calculator.
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    • I wonder if they put holy water in that hand sanitizer
      Funny_GramXD_2013 30 aug 2015
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    • Is there already something on your hands? That shall answer your question
      don_juj_me_2013 30 aug 2015
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    • 2 fingers= slutty
      Ayy___2014 30 aug 2015
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    • Ah fuck my penis is stuck in the blender again
      Baboons_2016 30 aug 2015
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    • My pussy itches
      HellEvaded_2016 2 sep 2015
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    • She looks like she is doing the hand symbols in naruto
      Powstanie 1 sep 2015
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    • If you ever ask that, the answer is always yes!
      rexjellyfish 1 sep 2015
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    • Give ur meat a good ol' rub
      Lui_Luv 1 sep 2015
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    • 8000 tickling my nuts it's so close
      HellEvaded_2016 1 sep 2015
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    • "Hi where can i find... Wait was that slutty?"
      momo4k_2013 31 aug 2015
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    • losersMainBitch_2016
      Lmao I saw this in New Orleans. They had another one that said 'I just touched my penis'
      losersMainBitch_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • I think they need that brand of mouthwash too.
      BaconOnBacon_2013 31 aug 2015
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    • If you have to ask, then it was most definitely slutty
      KristenDC 31 aug 2015
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    • I usually just use my crazy 8 ball
      h3adshawt 31 aug 2015
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    • Just assume yes
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    • shouldn't this be Holy Water?
      whaleboy 31 aug 2015
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    • If you're asking yourself "was it slutty?" then chances are it probably was
      erineverett_2015 31 aug 2015
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    • It's not slutty if they can't trace the herpes.
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    • It looks like it says "wait was that shitty"
      flyingpeanut_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • Man all us humans are a bunch of sluts, that's how we stay on the top of the food chain!
      RobbieCFZ 31 aug 2015
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    • If you have to ask yourself if something was slutty, it probably was.
      BaffledBunnies 31 aug 2015
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    • What jutsu is she using
      rryaann_2015 31 aug 2015
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    • When u are unsure that u will burn in hell cause ur a whore and squirts on 3 year olds
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    • I would give this to half of the people in my school
      luisazoom4_2017 31 aug 2015
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    • If ur giving multiple HJ'S then yes this is the sanitizer for you
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    • this reminds me of the "maybe you touched your genitals." soap
      Raws123_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • 💦💦💦 give me cummies 💦💦💦
      Gridfo_2015 31 aug 2015
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    • If you are unsure that usually means you are also is that Lori off of walking dead
      66Lucifer6_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • Lookin like she gonna make a shadow clone
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    • Hand sanitizer/jack lube
      89formula350_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • I need to hand these out at school
      FucKarla 31 aug 2015
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    • Really glad we had that caption to clear things up
      Shingo_Aran_2017 31 aug 2015
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    • Maybe you touched your genitals.
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    • Can I get a lifetime supply for my school systems ? 😂
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    • Fireball jutsu!
      tamato120_2015 31 aug 2015
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    • All my life I want money and power Respect my mind or die from lead shower I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours
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    • "I can't believe it's not whore."
      HouseOfSin 31 aug 2015
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    • Dermatoligist approved!
      OnlyDudes_2015 31 aug 2015
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    • Seen a girl with that same question as a tramp stamp. Then I pulled my dick out.
      HellEvaded_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • The bots are back 👇👇👇
      Ashwin 31 aug 2015
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    • My pocket pussy is inner lined with barbed wire and I shake salt on my Dick with every thrust. Rinsing it off in some fresh squeezed lemonade.
      HellEvaded_2016 31 aug 2015
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    • I have one that says "i shited in the woods"
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    • They have that in Nashville tn
      Dankahhs_2012 31 aug 2015
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    • Dermotologist approved?
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