• When she thick, down to hook up, and says she'll make you breakfast in the morning:
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    • Fuck hookup culture, both sides, no exceptions.
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    • Collection???
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    • I hate hookup culture
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    • Hookups are weird af imo, imagine being so desperate you just hook up with some random person you just met
      RaAsFuck 7 sep
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    • I might write a book about the failures of modern culture, starting with the sexual revolution
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    • Yea.....can’t wait
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    • I keep my collection in my basement wbu?
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    • Uh oh ifunny is going to really like this post.
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    • Used to be into the hookups, realized it makes you feel even worse.
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    • Everyone on ifunny should be publicly executed to their favorite meme songs
      Gio_G 7 sep
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    • My girlfriend just told me today that our whole relationship was just a ploy for revenge because of how I broke up with my ex (her best friend)
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    • aight fuck that shit but who’s down to cuddle on the couch order a pizza watch an epic movie together and reminisce about the good old days
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    • But then reality hits and you're on ifunny again daydreaming some shit like this will happen to you
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    • Yall say this shit then get mad at girls for wanting a muscular guy that'll provide for them
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    • And other jokes you can tell yourself
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    • This may or may not imply that the subject has a collection of housewives...
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    • I got a date with a cute goth girl Friday. This in addition to my hot wife. You're jealous, she's excited.
      Zakybear 8 sep
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    • SestoElemento same buuuut everyday.
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    • Then you wake up
      Link 7 sep
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    • No happen
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    • Uh oh, is that cheating I detect? Time to get in the forever box!
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    • Jewel 7 sep
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    • Same people hating on Hookup culture be the same ones that can’t look in their eyes after jacking off. So sad
      Cameltoe 8 sep
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    • Or get a loyal girl who loves you
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    • The fuck you mean "collection"
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    • Difference is, this is a joke and body shaming is never okay
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    • Just let consenting adults do what they want, who cares
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    • I just want a relationship but no everyone wants to hookup these days
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    • You keep us in ya basement or sumn?
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    • Mmmm
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    • I'm sorry, that just seems hella disrespectful. I can get someone not being ready for a relationship, but when you talk about someone like that, you don't deserve breakfast.
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    • Im tryna get with a girl rn who actually showed interest in me, ny that I mean she was putting in real sentences not just one word. Its just her being nice but she used to like me so maybe i can try again since I didn't notice before
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    • Then you wake up
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    • Guys: I hate whores. Girls: I actually don't have sex until I feel a real connection and that doesn't happen within the first year. Guys: prude!! (I think some of you dudes just hate women. )
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    • Thats fucked
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    • Maria from harem hotel be like
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    • This guy: “my collection”. Me: [Sponge bob single Krabby Patty meme]
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    • Premarital sex?🤢
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    • Where's the dislike button TC
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    • Jus adding one to the collection. Ate her pussy so good she asked me what I was doing on New Year's Eve. It's september😂
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    • Hookups are gross
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    • Tf hookup wife that bitch
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    • Whore
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    • Even if I hit you once you part of my collection
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    • WIFE HER
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    • This will stop my collection
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    • Man on one hand I'm a horny bitch with no friends dtf but on the other hand I'm demisexual and don't feel like I can fuck anyone unless I know them well. That and hookup culture is gross and scary and you never know what'll happen
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    • Fuck bro i just wanna feel love
      Curotos 7 sep
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    • Ummm huh? Do people have collections of girls like this? How do people relate to this meme?
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    • Best thing about banging a single mom is that she will cook you dinner and send you home with brownies
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    • Desperation
      chuu18 7 sep
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    • I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.
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    • Dude i haven't had a single one of those
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    • A collection of 0?
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    • Hookups are disgusting and make me sick. Then I realize that my gf had a hookup once a year before she met me. Fuck what am I doing?
      tigraroe 7 sep
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    • Sad post
      jim4889 7 sep
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    • Is it just me, or are the people who say they hate hookup culture are the ones who NEVER get hooked up with?
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    • How attractive do you have to be to have a collection. This makes me really really despise myself. I STRUGGLE to keep ONE, DECENTLY attractive female SOMEWHAT interested in me and it NEVER goes anywhere. I don't even know why I try.
      Tsukai_ 7 sep
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    • Hooking up is also called being a whore. That's guys for guys and girls
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    • I've hooked up multiple times and it's so unsatisfying, doing it with my s/o is so much better because you cuddle after and it means something
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    • Haha.. i too am successful in picking up ladies
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    • I just want someone to love me for me. Not just for sex.
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    • Imagine thinking the quality of sex is half the relationship
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    • DarkDratini is a whore
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    • Jesus Ifunny you're so fucking desperate.
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    • I'd marry her
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    • Fuck hookup culture. Being a whore isn't fucking normal.
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    • Its thicc
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    • What the fuck? "Collection" that shit makes me sick.
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    • Hello there
      RichBorg 7 sep
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    • Collection? Maybe you should think about wifing her.
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    • Nice serial kiIIer vibes.
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    • YO FUCK THAT I WANT A RELATIONSHIP I CAN GIVE ALL MY LIFE INTO
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    • Just happened to me the other night had let me tell ya, it’s nice and I’m happy
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    • She wants to go fishing?
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    • Dude no thanks. I had my man whore phase. My gf had her hoe phase. It was trash honestly. I'm so much more happy with one person. It's the real connection I've always wanted
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    • Hookup culture? Cringe
      JoserMac 7 sep
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    • Am I the only one that doesn’t spend the night with random hookups?
      SaltBath 7 sep
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    • I don't judge hookup people but I know from experience it's not for me
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    • Y’all say shit like this then wonder why no one will look at you
      YEETTEEY 7 sep
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    • "Hookup culture is bad" I don't know what you guys are talking about. Sometimes you just need to get blown. It's been helping me find what I like and don't like in people so what's the big deal
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    • Collection? You mean make her your wife
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    • I was so waiting for top comment to be shrek saying “yeah, like that’ll ever happen”
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    • When you love her unconditionally, listen to her problems, but she still leaves you...
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    • Fuck hookup culture. I'm here to love a girl forever and be able to sleep w her whenever I want
      Jozi_ 7 sep
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    • This post doesn't meet my normal requirements of being a porn feature but im desperate
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    • sturges 7 sep
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    • But: she wants to peg the fuck outta you.
      opolli 7 sep
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