• When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed ona
pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction,
with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just
masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to
cum. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz
on the mirror or something, but then
I fell dickfirst into
the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized
I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat
so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped
down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to
being full, and they ate the fucking pizza The next day
or so, my mother announced she was pregnant, and
gave birth to my brother (who has mental problems)
nine months later.Do you think I impregnated my
mother, or is it just some freak coincidence? Please
tell me, I've been haunted for over 3 years now. - Was watching a live stream and came across this
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    • Pissed myself laughing lol
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    • Also you can't get pregnant from ingesting sperm. Your stomach acid would destroy it.
      azureskye_2016 1 jul 2014
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    • Well no cause u can't find out that fast that your pregnant
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