• Whats your story?
Pick the month you were born:
Jan late May ran shirtless with Sept -Ishot
Feb -I banged June
beat Oct I shanked
Mar
[ran naked with July I cuddled with, Now -I stabbed
April smoked with Aug I needed Dec
Bick the day (number) you were bom on:
Of
any lover 'the trojan man 21 -adrink
02-a dog
atteletubby 22- my best fiend
03
homer 13
the koo-aid man 23 the cookie monster
Ahomo 14
some crack heads 24
any boy friend.
06 -a condom 15 an easter eng 25
06
A toothbrush 16-a pot head 26 -a gol bal
a hippie 17 -abum 27--a bag of weed
08
a glass of milk 38
a stígper 28
a
french fry
09- a pom star 19 -a horse 28
your mom
10
Paris Hilton 20 -a homeless guy 20
your grandma
31-amop
Pick the eolor of shirt you are wearing:
White
because hoes keep stealing my tacos Green
because I love to snort cocaine,
Black
because I'm sexy ke that 'Orange because I smoked crack
Pink
because I'm good in bed Turguoise because I have a noodle in my nose
Red
because Ihave AMAZING boobs Blue because Fina pimp
'Brown because I had to 'Shirtless
because I've got abs
Polka Dots
because I hate my life Yellow because didn't e way fo looked at me
Purple because I'm gay Gold
because the people in my head were banging
because love marijuana Tan bacause I'm a soldier boy/girl
'Other -because I have double D' s
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    • I ran shirtless with my lover because I'm a pimp
      Mystery5_2015 31 may 2014
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    • I smoked with your grandmother because I like marijuana
      KDPC_2015 30 may 2014
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    • I cuddled with a teletybby because i have abs
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    • I cuddled with my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs...I'm a guy
      Mr_Marth_2017 30 may 2014
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    • I beat a bag of weed because I'm sexy
      Isabelluh_2012 30 may 2014
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    • I stabbed a pornstar because I'm sexy like that
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    • I shanked a golf ball because he's stealing my tacos
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    • I slept with my boyfriend cause I'm sexy like that.
      seasonalgirl12 30 may 2014
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    • I shot a French fry because I'm so pimp
      6_o_clock_2013 30 may 2014
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    • I beat a bag of weed cause I'm sexy like that
      Shane2257_2016 30 may 2014
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    • I stabbed a pornstar cause im good in bed....hmmmm ironic
      abliis_123 30 may 2014
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    • I needed a teletubby because I'm good in bed
      TfMaddi_2016 30 may 2014
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    • I shot a teletubby because I'm sexy like that. True story.
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