• way. army of 80 me to participate in no casualties and how made one friend along the - test
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    • abnormalbark
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    • MisterHouse
      When you take Buffout to improve your max health
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    • darkhelmet03
      Fun fact...Liechtenstein is one of only two double landlocked countries. This means it only borders other landlocked countries (Austria and Switzerland). The other double landlocked country is Uzbekistan.
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    • Vasilyevich
      i'm just imagining 80 liechtenstinian soldiers meeting one austrian and asking the general "can we keep him?"
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    • iamdonewithyourshit
      I don't think people fully understand what a wholesome country Lichtenstein is. It's super tiny, like one of the smallest counties in the world. And they didn't have an army until Switzerland took them over. They're so harmless that they are one of few countries Great Britian didn't even bother with
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    • dlanod_pmurt
      Imagine how awesome it would have been to be the "friend". life changes so fast. One minute you're on your own in life and the next you've got 80 Bros who've got your back through anything
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    • YoRay1
      That’s like the entire population of Liechtenstein
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    • NerdingItUp
      source: he was basically an escort to this group of guys who was sent to defend a border. he was sent there with the purpose of taking them back, so they didnt just pick him up
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    • THATmansmemes
      The notable outlier of “war never changes”
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    • daily_cat
      Once Lichtenstein was "accidentally invaded" and during this time the enemies had no idea they were in Lichtenstein. However, Lichtenstein had no idea they were even being invaded and several months later they received an apology from the Invaders, even though they had no idea the were being invaded
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    • aThot
      It's the Pizza Hut guy
      aThot 9d
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    • RED_DeadRedemptionDude
      "Hey man, we gonna go sack that village, wanna come"
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    • yeetfleet12
      Send in the troops
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    • Monos89
      Fire Emblem be like
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    • reinoh
      Stop leveling up your charisma!
      reinoh 9d
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    • Holy_Warrior
      Anyone else know about a polish unit gaining a member. And that member was actually a brown bear that went with them into battle, carrying ammunition and given the rank of private
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    • Warenous
      Restoration 101
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    • ParalyzerT9
      Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought that historically makes it the only time an army has had a negative casualty rate.
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    • thespongememes
      thats so fucking wholesome
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    • ArmyPrivateSpoons
      Moral of the story: be more like Lichtenstein. Make a friend along the way no matter who you have to kill to do it.
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    • PinK_Sad_Old_Cabage_kretr
      A 100.08% casualty rate
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    • N80wnage
      An accurate depiction of fire emblem
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    • lil_raff
      Its would've been funnier if it said restoration 101
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    • INV555ADER
      Restoration 101*^
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    • jrnotrub0
      They picked up a bard along the way on their adventure
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    • lonesome_courier
      Fire emblem be like
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    • Jake_small_
      Liechtenstein is literally the size of a city tho
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    • BrookIyn
      I just learned about the Austro-Prussian War in AP Euro History. Both Austria and Prussia wanted to have greater control over the empire if Germany unified. Prussia won, then then Prussia went to war with France, which increased German nationalism. This made German unification easier.
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    • nathax1
      That’s some Fire Emblem type shit there 😂
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    • sayrice
      Literally fire emblem
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    • BigDumpling
      -1 casualties
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    • HunterEverson
      I've heard that Liechtenstein is also the last surviving Providence of the Roman Empire I dont know the truth of this but it would be interesting
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    • Khajiitwashere
      "How was the war? Did you win?" "Oh yeah... we didn't really... fight. But we found this guy! He's pretty cool."
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    • 7T7Y7
      All i think about when I hear this is A Knight's Tale. The greatest movie of all time. Starring yhe greatest actor of all time.
      7T7Y7 8d
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    • PsyFre
      I like how they say participate like it wasn't war but like....a playdate at someone else's house
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    • McKayDragon
      “I’m liking these profit margins”
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    • UniqueUsername69
      I imagine a conversation between the soldiers and the random guy. "what are you all doing" "we were sent to March and fight." "sounds nice can I join" "yeah let's go"
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    • CivilianRhino75
      Fire Emblem
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    • Red_White_And_Fuck_You
      Restoration 101.25% (thats the math i got, take 80 and times it by 1.0125, you get 81
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    • ThomasGriffin
      How do you walk up to your CO and say we suffered -1 casualty
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    • SongbirdChirp
      FIRE EMBLEM IN A NUTSHELL
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    • BernieSanders
      It was an Italian solider they met along the way
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    • TheMajesticTimeLord
      When your whole team maxed out on charisma
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    • MyBad
      It’s ok, WW1 made up for the lack of casualties.
      MyBad 9d
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    • TeacherByleth
      They pulled a Fire Emblem tactic.
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    • Smittywebbermanjensen
      When you notice that you can talk to an enemy soldier in Fire emblem
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    • TheTravelingMerchant
      Fire Emblem but it’s real
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    • Wiser_Polak
      It was an Italian soldier, just in case anyone cared
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    • Lano
      So fire emblem?
      Lano 9d
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    • KevinFromWalmart
      Recruiting prisoners in mount and blade
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    • WhirlyLad
      -1 casualties.
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    • BasicChigga
      Imagine being a country so fucking small you can't manage an army of 100
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    • saytin
      “Shit I know you came to beat us into submission or whatever but you guys are cool can I go with you”
      saytin 7d
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    • Official_Snoop_Dogg
      This is basically what Napoleon did
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    • Saynobu
      Sounds like a Monty Python sketch
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    • WOLFofICE
      This is fire emblem in a nut shell
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    • PrinceNeckbeard
      Sir uuuuuuulrich VON LIECHTENSTEIN
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    • boibot69
      Restoration 101
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    • DrShitACrit
      Fire Emblem
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    • J0hnnyRh0d3s716
      Elite squad goals
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    • Atomicial
      *Plays Together We Ride*
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    • XcomCommander
      Fire emblem in a nutshell.
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    • Yellow_Lego
      Isn't this similar to a German army who came back with one extra guy cause he was a deserter?
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    • patiepie12
      Restoration 102%
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    • FandomParty
      100.0125% restoration
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    • Nerdster8
      Restoration 101
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    • Zachisnowback
      80 people and they only made 1 friend
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    • KBHK44
      content not available more
      KBHK44 9d
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    • Cisheaven
      You mean 101
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    • LeBirb
      Maybe the real Austro-Prussian war was the friends we made along the way
      LeBirb 9d
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    • Kitteytoes
      Wait... The bar is supposed to be full when your max level in a skill which means... Your a dirty liar!
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    • ErikdaRed
      Switzerland once invaded Liechtenstein for half an hour before they realized they had crossed the border and turned around. Denmark was at war with some city in Spain until the 2000’s, because everyone just forgot they had declared war and there was no ceasefire
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    • jphillips1794
      Ulrich von Lichtenstein
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    • vellu2122
      Restoration 101
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    • Poor_Fucking_Infantry
      *Restoration 101.25
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    • thelostcharger
      Sir orick von Lichtenstein
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    • Richy08123
      That's how they won independance btw
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    • toxiccomando
      So either they didn't fight, OR were so incredibly badass they they fought through hell, surviving it all.
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    • SerpentSnake
      This is vaguely similar to my trip to the beach
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    • xyz1029
      Repub memes
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    • HangNazis
      That 80 men was an act of self preservation. They are a tiny country.
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    • enderjensen42
      Restoration 81
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    • Reiher
      Fire Emblem
      Reiher 8d
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    • HeavensFallen
      Is it just me or would it have been funnier if it had been “Restoration 101”
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    • natilee
      Restoration 101*
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    • chy96
      *restoration 101
      chy96 8d
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    • Gosei_Blade_Knight_RRA
      Fire Emblem
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    • Gordius38
      Fire emblem be like
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    • PornGif
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    • Praetorian_Porg
      Is anyone else reminded of A Knight's Tale when you see Lictenstien? (Or however it's spelled)
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    • SheriffSchrute
      Dutch’s plan summed up: Dude, trust me
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    • DesMoines
      I bet 99% of these people couldn't put Lichtenstein on a map lol
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    • Duderuler88
      I actually knew this fact lol
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    • Chronicle0000
      Give me 80 good men and i will impregnated the bitch
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    • The_Apropalypse
      Restoration 101.25
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