Was walking around a
Walmart (that I don't work at,
mind you) and this black
dude came up to me trying to
ask me where the deli was at
"Aye you know where da chicken at? Like
where you get dey chicken?" I'm starvin'
like a beyotch 'n' I gots to get me some o'
that wally world chicken." I've never wanted
to light someone on fire so much in my life