• Usain Bolt posing with his winning
tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in
the world spends his free time racing
slow ass animals
are you telling me the fastest man in the
world has the fastest slowest animal - chore
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    • I'm pretty sure sloths are the slowest animals
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    • It’s free real estate
      HiopleV_2 22 may
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    • Turtles actually are fast, they just don’t run often to conserve energy
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    • I wanna see him strap raw steak to his ass and out run a cheetah
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    • I've raised a tortoise and they're not slow just lazy
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    • “My name is Usain Bolt. And I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary Olympic medalist. But secretly, with the help of my friends at The race track, I race tortoises and own the fastest toirtose in the world.....I am the flash”
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    • PorkSword 23 may
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    • Usian Bolt tied the NFL 40 Yard Dash record in dress shoes
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    • Kahoot 512999 in class offensive names
      6lX9lNE 23 may
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    • Turtles aren't slow they're just lazy
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    • Actually the slowest animals in the world are a little old Asian ladies driving on the freeway
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    • Turtles can be fast as fuck boi
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    • Even the tortuous is doing the pose
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    • So that's not actually his tortoise, his name is Berty and he is the Guinness world record fastest tortoise alive. People call him the Usain Bolt of tortoise so Bolt went to visit him at his last race
      LCash 23 may
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    • I have a sulcata tortoise (3rd largest species on earth) and I can confirm they are fast as fuck when they want to be
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    • turtles are actually quite fast when they are in danger
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    • You idiots don't realise the speed a turtle can travel there just lazy like us
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    • Are you telling me the fastest man alive owns the fastest tortoise known to be one of the slowest animals in the animal kingdom is owned by the fastest human in the earth
      birdHead 22 may
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    • Idk have you ever been behind black girls in a hallway
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    • No my snail that is chasing me to the death is the fastest slowest animal
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    • RIP HABANERO THE CHIMPANZEE WE STILL MISS YOU https://ifunny.co/fun/JLks71CP6
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    • Don’t underestimate turtles THEM FUCKERS FAST
      zettah 23 may
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    • Turtles are fast as fuck BOY!!!
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    • Turtles are faster than they want us to think. Well some species.
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    • They are fast when you not looking
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    • Yo evening the turtle is trying to pose
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    • He won the race from that one spongebob episode
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    • Tortoises can really get going if they have enough energy saved up
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    • NicoNoNii 22 may
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    • He owns the Usain bolt of turtles
      sotepop 27 may
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    • So in other words, he is rainbow dash
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    • Arnold SportsNi**er.
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    • He also owns a trophy race horse named Usain Colt
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    • Not even close to the worlds slowest moving animals. Turtles can actually sprint relatively fast but they don’t because it exerts all their energy
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    • Turtles are actually really fast when they want to actually run... look it up....or be lazy idc
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    • Turtles can be fast as fuck when they want to be
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    • Fellas why does pussy smell bad
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    • “It’s okay rocky, go whenever you’re ready”
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    • Tortoises aren’t slow I saw a video of one actually running, apparently they move slow to save on energy
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    • THE WINNER IS ROCKY
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    • Turtles can go pretty fast if needed
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    • Tortoises and turtles can actually move pretty fast
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    • Bolt literally is set for life so he just chills and plays soccer now
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    • Turtles can fuckin sprint. They just decide to be slow as fuck.
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    • Tortoises can go decently fast if they want to. I have a sulcata (same species as in the feature) and if I piss him off enough by tickling his back feet he will sprint away from me lol
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    • People keep mistaking turtles and tortoises
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    • Turtles can run pretty fast, they just conserve a shit ton of energy
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    • Actually a garden snail but you do you
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    • Are you telling me a spongebob sport is real
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    • I got a question for y’all. Do any of y’all still get old fashioned bullied I’m not talking about name calling or online. I’m talking face to face getting shoved and pushed
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    • You think he named him speedy?
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    • That’s like owning the fastest Honda
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    • I'm officially not a virgin anymore, Thank all of you for your support
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    • Black men will always be stronger and more athletic than white bois 😇
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    • I'm pooping
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    • Good to see Usain is still doing something related to his dream even after retirement
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    • are you telling me that you’re telling me these things
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    • Are you telling me that spongebob racing snails is not something that happens in real life
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    • Turtles aren’t that slow change my mind
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    • Actually animals like that are really fast only if needed
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    • Make this an animated show, include his cheating scandal
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    • some tortoises can run up to like 16 mph
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    • I wonder if it is faster than the slowest fastest animal
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