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    • If you support defacing and destroying mount Rushmore you're a fucking dumbass
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    • plot twist: it’s not an onion article
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    • Rushmore had to have been the scariest president on account of having 4 heads
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    • So we’re gonna take the faces of the most impactful and progressive men that built our nation, including one that was DIRECTLY responsible for your freedom from slavery, and use that to claim “Black Lives Matter”? You know who’s lives don’t matter, the ones of dumbasses like them
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    • There can be only one *obliterates North Dakota’s pathetic existence*
      Fred1337 25 jun
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    • Don’t destroy Mount Rushmore a lot people put a lot of hard work into that thing
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    • Laser eyes
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    • By far the worst reaction image I’ve seen to date. I’m now going to eat my neighbors cat
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    • BLM and edgy liberals are pathetic and it's sad that they're practically winning over the sane citizens. Cant wait until 2025 when it's illegal to be white and straight and I have to pay a 20% extra reparashuns tax to pay for black youth to do drugs and commit gang violence.
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    • Wait are people actually targeting this now as well?
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    • Red alert 3
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    • Good I’m glad we’re finally done letting a few shit heads destroy all our history
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    • This shit hasn't been about Floyd for a long while now. This feels like an insurrection. Politicians and big corporations are encouraging it. I'm not a conspiracy theorist or even a political person, but this shit has me at wit's end.
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    • Ok you can call me retard but I just want to be 1000000000000000 percent sure, does mount Rushmore have laser eyes?
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    • "It's gonna be great."
      Autauga 25 jun
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    • They best not touch it I swear to god
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    • I don’t understand how someone could believe this and make a shitty meme out of it AND it gets featured?
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    • Dude I fucking WISH, do you have any idea how hard of a flex that would be on foreign countries? We have our presidents carved into a mountain with built-in laser eyes. That’s amazing.
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    • I bet next month we will have to face moonlord
      Diop 25 jun
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    • Fuck yeah George, Tom, Abe, and Ted are gonna fuck people up
      Oshawatt 25 jun
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    • It amazes me how much people believe satire is real
      Austere 25 jun
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    • How much do you want to bet people are gonna start taking about defacing Mount Rushmore because it has Teddy Roosevelt just like the statue being protested at the museum of natural history
      Cyrend 25 jun
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    • Does it target minorities?
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    • Nice article, ruined by shitty captain
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    • Damn bruh people hate America so much. Y’all never been to a third world country.
      toeknee37 25 jun
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    • Like American Dad?
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    • Honestly though how long till the protestors try to destroy Mount Rushmore and the Statue of Liberty
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    • I'm tired of these idiots vandalizing statues. It's so fuckin ng annoying.
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    • J U S T. D O. I T.
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    • I like the idea of people getting in the Mount Rushmore faces and it turns out they are big robots. Then when people like trump get in the head they do it all power ranger style
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    • I support laser eyes
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    • Y E S
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    • Y'all choose to ignore that even if he "freed" them, he still owned his own
      KaoticDog 28 jun
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    • If they try to deface mt Rushmore then some fuckin heads need to roll
      Jerando 27 jun
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    • Let me guess Babylon bee?
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    • Ain’t this a Ben 10 episode?
      IYoteed 25 jun
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    • I’m not going there now
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    • To all those who hate America - please leave rather than destroy every historical landmark and statue. Go live in your utopian socialist country and leave us alone. Thx
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    • Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Tbh I do not care if the Confederate status come down but the one that broke my heart is the American museum of natural history saying that they will be removing Teddy Roosevelt's equestrian statue SMH that really ruffles my feathers, and BULLY am I mad.
      thagabe 25 jun
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    • Honestly the way 2020s been going it would surprise me. The onion is gonna need to step the fuck up to still be satirical at this point.
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    • I will fucking stand atop that mfer with an ar15 and 2000 rounds of ammunition before I let nigga fucks matter deface that monument. If it wasn't for them none of us would be where we are today
      TheFBI 27 jun
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    • This is when people get shot when you try to deface this kind of history.
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    • Freakin lazer beams!
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    • President Rushmore is not in as deep a slumber as we all thought. He stirs, eager to set the commies that have risen in this country straight
      Kojecon 25 jun
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    • My dick can only get so erect
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    • I see this as an absolute win
      Diet_Fizz 25 jun
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    • Its 10:40 am and I'm so tired I read "mount rushmore" as "rush mountshore"
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    • Mount Rushmore has anti drone lasers built into Lincoln's eyes. To prevent people who vandalize it with drones. Added in 2017. Nothing special.
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    • spudnik_ 25 jun
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    • Mt Rushmore was taken from the Natives despite having a treaty 👀👀
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    • Fuck all of you assholes who sit there and say stuff like this should be destroyed because of some racist event from centuries past. These statues are part of history, if it’s not okay for Muslims to destroy ancient art then it’s not okay for you to deface statues.
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    • Mt rushmore is very underwhelming in person
      beavernip 25 jun
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    • Laser eyes, can you not read
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    • Trump:
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    • Thanks reaction image we definitely wouldnt be able to understand the joke otherwise
      VspTylore 25 jun
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    • Biden 2020
      dwilies 28 jun
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    • This is some Ben 10 shit.
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    • Anyone else have a feeling that the 4th of July is going to be really dangerous? Like I have this horrible thought that there are going to be huge riots on the 4th and a lot of stuff is going to get destroyed and people are gonna be hurt or kiIIed
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    • Mad_Laden 28 jun
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    • That would be kinda cool
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    • Some of these comments y’all would never post on actual social media accounts because it would make you look like a fool. Stop using ifunny to vent your racism
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    • Oh shit, can I be lasered first? I’m heading there tomorrow anyways.
      OGDergon 28 jun
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    • I hate white people
      Salicrose 28 jun
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    • Ben 10
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    • Makes a fake article to make a shit reaction meme
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    • Crazy how nature do dat
      noseman 28 jun
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    • Bro there was an american dad episode about radical leftists trying to blow up mount Rushmore. Wtf is happening where is the authority
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    • Awesome
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    • Yup
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    • This brings back red alert 3 memories
      wargell 27 jun
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    • American dad
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    • Like to join me in defending our history from BLM and liberal idiots
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    • Somebody post the pic of the mission from Red Alert 3
      Medicman 27 jun
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    • I was eating an apple and when i seen this i paused mid bite
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    • Source: Dude trust me
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    • I believe it was 16 people that died while trying to construct it
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    • Lazer eyes, read the fucking caption next time
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    • Funny how everyone’s white in that pic
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    • It’s like you idiots will believe everything you see if it isn’t pointed out in red pen as satire
      jtroopa 27 jun
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    • If the fuckstains attempts to destroy mount Rushmore, there's gonna be trouble and this one's the ppl will not just let it happen like the other little statues that went down.
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    • I could go for some use of mount rushmore’s laser eyes right about now
      DevDev 27 jun
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    • Command and Conquer anyone?
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    • Would love to see a few thousand liberals get vaporized on television would pay to see it
      HCC2012 27 jun
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    • Oh I can wait for the people who wants to be left alone start to show up and take this country back
      rypie1234 27 jun
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    • Hippity hoppity black lives are property
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    • Red alert 3 had it right all along
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    • PHINEOOOUUUUSSSSSS...... FFFEEEEERRRRREBBBBBB
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    • this was an American dad episode
      jaeare 27 jun
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    • You just have to stop c.k. Simmons before he reaches the control tower. It's not that hard guys.
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    • C and c red alert 3
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    • Red alert anyone?
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