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    • Can’t see any other reason to get fake ID’s
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    • I was good friends with this fish guy at the pet store, always went there after school and he'd tell me facts about all the types of fish there. He'd give me free guppies and stuff. Then, one day he just stopped.. being there. Might've died, might've quit/fired. I don't know. I miss you, Joey.
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    • Aww
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    • (x) trout
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    • They knew you were listening dude an that guy came in clutch for the squad
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    • "Alright, that creep with the eavesdropping skills of a potato is gone, we are totally getting wasted tonight"
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    • They won't even let you hold dogs at a pet store unless you're 18. I tried to go with my nieces and nephew and I was the only one who was "allowed" to hold a couple of puppies.
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    • Nah they just saw your dumbass listening in and covered themselves
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    • So you can drive at 16 (younger in some states) but you can’t buy your own damn fish?
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    • Chaotic good
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    • Knew a girl who paid a guy to get her fish from a petstore and then she stomped 'em all in the parking lot
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    • I’m very glad that some kids don’t waste their youth drinking smoking vaping and fucking themselves full of STD’s. They’re a rarity but knowing they exit is the only thing that keeps me going.
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    • Just saying when my friend group talks about alcohol we say “tacos”😂
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    • Just because you are bad guy, does not mean you are bad guy
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    • See kids, buy fish not vape
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    • Was at the bank yesterday, and the manager is talking really nice to this kid who’s got an expired student ID and is trying to cash a check. Tells the kid it’s the last time and he’s gotta get a State ID now that he’s 18. Kid hops up and down thanking him and runs out of the bank. Real nice moment
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    • guys this isn't even a joke. i went to buy a fish last year as a 17 year old, and they straight up told me no. a goldfish is 30 cents. an arizonas worth more than 3 of em.
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    • They sensed your presence and changed the story up
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    • I hate how you gotta be 18 to buy fucking goldfish. I was tryin to get my snake a lil snack, and they’re like “no food for dat bitch” so he had to go hungry. You are fine to drive at 16, but a goldfish is a huge fucking responsibility for a big 18 year old
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    • Why do you need to be 18 to buy fish?
      Savi1 9 apr
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    • Literally never Id checked someone for fish when I worked there but ok
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    • Definitely code for booze but ok innocent mom
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    • Hey, ill sell you fish. I dont need an id andddddd ill beat petcos and petsmart prices. Tired of paying $2.50 for platys and mollies? Ill give em to ya for $1 a piece.
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    • Ok so where are they i will by that fish for them
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    • What if they saw you and started to pretend they wanted IDs for fish
      Paraswat 9 apr
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    • They were probably gonna do some evil shit to the fish
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    • Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yacketory
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    • I actually worked at a pet store and kids would seriously not maintain their fish, their fishes would die all the time and we had to keep replacing them. so the company would just lose money which resulted in this. Most kids that walked in wanting fish were under 13 too
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    • I'm getting real fucking tired of these emperors and beauties ads
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    • Chaotic good
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    • Or maybe they heard your bitch ass eavesdropping
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    • The 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 good reason to get a fake ID
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    • Ya gotta eat
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    • These kids must be Drake and Josh
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    • Big kid stuff
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    • Is that actually a rule? I went to petco like two months ago to get a fish with my friends and we’re all 17
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    • Chaotic good
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    • My petco doesn’t ask
      Imbecile 10 apr
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    • Am I the only one who’s curious as to why they need fish that bad
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    • Alright bruh its time ti break the law to get fish
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    • That's what I'd get a fake for before I was 18
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    • I did this once. It was fun until my mom made me go back to Petco and return my new snake
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    • Back when the psp was a thing. My buddy and I went to buy resistance at freddy's and then he went up to the counter the lady was like let me see your ID, you have to be 18 to buy this. And my friend was I'm gona be 18 in a month. She wouldn't sell it to him so I looked her in the face and said ok.
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    • Is this some sort of Degenerate joke that I am too honorable to understand?
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    • You have to be 18 to buy fish??
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    • Working at retail, there are some stupid laws. You can't buy matches, or super glue, or knifes if you are under 18
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    • Or they know your bitch ass is listening and they dont want no snitch
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    • Sounds very fishy to me.
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    • Lol just say you're 18. From my experience we dont ID people and we only ask if you're 18 because we dont want angry parents
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    • Or just be 18, losers.
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    • BenzTMM 9 apr
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    • Or like the previous time this was featured. If you is listening on someone talking about something illegal they are going to spin it to be something legal.
      DinoBros 9 apr
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    • Anyone know where I can get some fake IDs? Im trying to get into Costco.
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    • What else are you supposed to do with one
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    • That's the most wholesome crime I've ever seen
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    • I mean you gotta do what you gotta do
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    • Remember when we bought booze?
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    • Put Mclovin on the ID and people will let you do anything
      Kasaikira 15 apr
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    • "ThAtS bIg KiD sTuFf"
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    • I remember my friends and I wanted to buy a fish from Petco too. We never went as far as trying to get fake IDs, but this just seems like on of those things high schoolers do
      Numbuh_2 12 apr
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    • When I was 15 I used to buy fish all the time at petco
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    • in Morgantown, West Virginia.. we have a PetCo up at the University Town Center, and I bought a betta fish (named him Vegeta and is still doing well) and I didnt have to have an ID...
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    • To trade for drugs of course
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    • No dummy they saw you were listening and said that to throw you off.
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    • Okay so I was under the impression they meant food so the 18+ thing really confused me
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    • They coulda got feeder fish
      SMOrc 9 apr
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    • Like you do
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    • I didn’t need no ID i had contacts 🤣
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    • I hope this form of the generation takes over
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    • Go on and get their fish for them. Illegal and still wholesome 😂❤️
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    • Anyone wanna join?
      4014 9 apr
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    • Buying fakes is not big kid stuff. Buying fakes is a little kid wanting to be big kinda thing.
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    • Was funniest when they feature it 3 years ago
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    • How do people even get fake id’s I’ve been met or heard of anyone that makes them
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    • And I quote,”Cuz that’s big kid stuff,” 😂😂😂
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    • Honestly keeping fish is one of the best hobbies in my opinion
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    • Hook them lil fucks up and offer to buy the shits.
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    • Even funnier after the 5th time its been features.
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    • How does one obtain a fake id?
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    • To those asking about the 18 or older policy, it’s because kids that have any sort of money tend to make impulsive purchases like buying pets. Parents would get mad at petco for selling the fish to kids due to the parents telling the kids no, or the kids killing the pets a week after the got them.
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    • Shoot for the moon, if you miss them you’re still amongst the stars
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    • That's big kid stuff
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    • Lots of things cost more to overcome the barriers of entry than the thing itself
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    • "Watta you in for? The illegal distribution of fish to minors"
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    • Report them to the police and teach them a lesson.
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    • Turn them in they need to learn
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    • Chaotic good
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    • Why? They’re just gonna eat them...
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    • Sounds fishy
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    • I eavesdrop at school all the time
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    • Plot twist: fish is codename for alcohol
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    • They were speaking in code
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    • Why tf do you need to be 18+ to buy a fish, food porn?
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    • Featured already nice one inig
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