• This thing jumps on your son's back.
WYD?
o
I
take the absolutely harmless
STICKBUG off of my son
There are 2 types of Dad's out there... - There are 2 types of Dad's out there...
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    • I’m gonna say as loudly as possibly “I like ya cut g” then fucking obliterate it with no remorse
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    • Take the bug off then hit my son with the shovel
      DualLingo 22 jul
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    • I'd hit the kid with a shovel too
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    • As a dad I would say “don’t be a wuss, it’s just a harmless bug.” If it lands on my back, I scream like a girl at a boy band concert!
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    • I hate bugs, therefore I would assume the bug has taken control of my son and I would get a restraining order on him and make a new son that has no contact with those evil creatures
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    • 3 types. The third says hey son something is on your neck and the kid reaches back and touches it goes fucking ballistic and dad films it of course while laughing like a maniac followed by a 10 minute coughing fit
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    • There is another
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    • Id wait until the kid realizes it’s there and enjoy his reaction
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    • I’d throw the whole child away
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    • surreall 23 jul
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    • Welp, so long kiddo!
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    • I'd get a new son. He was being a little bitch about the bug.
      LilFryGuy 23 jul
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    • Hold still son
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    • Nothing and just watch.
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    • Stop. Drop. And roll.
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    • What would you do? Well I'd take a picture of it just like whoever took the picture of it did. That's true neutral right there.
      Radjeck 23 jul
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    • "Finally, I get to use my shovel I bought after all these years"
      Waitress 23 jul
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    • I'd get a new son
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    • I’d stab the bug and try and miss the kid but if not oh well
      ExpertZ 23 jul
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    • Teach my son how to ride a bike with no brakes
      Truck_kun 23 jul
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    • Hit it with the shovel and take the bug away
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    • I’d go to walmart for some milk, and come back 21 years later.
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    • "I would take a picture of it."
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    • Hit the shovel with my kid
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    • That's a praying mantis dumbfuck, also, a shotgun seems like the best choice
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    • i'd hit the shovel using my kid
      batbite 23 jul
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    • Grab a bowl of popcorn and enjoy some afternoon entertainment
      an_E_Pat 23 jul
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    • I'm terrified of bugs and it makes me feel so anxious when I think about what I'd do because like a roach is terrifying to me if I saw that I'd be like hyperventilating crying but I still think I'd try and help my child no matter how hard it was.
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    • Last time someone hit an animal with a shovel their skull was indented with the letters S.P.Q.R on his indented head as well.
      Kranis 23 jul
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    • I absolutely hate touching bugs or having them crawl on me. Just doesn’t make sense.
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    • I'd bury that thing. Then go play hide and seek with my new Freind Sticky-Leaf.
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    • Fuck it....i can make another kid....good luck son
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    • Absolutely nothing. The boys gotta learn dad ain't always gonna be around to protect him
      tucosgold 22 jul
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    • What Pokemon is that?
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    • Grab the thing and eat it. Free protein.
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    • It’s funny cause my dad could be either of them. Depending on his mood.
      Maxyt2646 23 jul
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    • Ok story time, so one day when me and my dad went to Walmart I took the cart and and was using it until all of a sudden my dad stops me, tells me to look down I saw a spider. So what i did was move the weels to the side and my dad moves away from the spider and make sure it was not dead1/?
      Sagic 23 jul
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    • I’d hit it with a shovel... idk what I’d do with the bug tho
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    • FLAMETHROWER
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    • My dad would scream on purpose and say theirs a huge spider on my back
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    • Ya gotta throw the whole kid away
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    • I’d let it go because c o o l b u g
      Skware 23 jul
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    • Let him deal with it and laugh as he freaks the fuck out
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    • Isn’t that a preying mantis though? Like I’ve never seen a green stick bug, and at the angle the picture is taken it looks like a preying mantis.
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    • I once had a dream that a polar-bear-sized praying mantis was laying waste to my home. I shot it with a gun and the bullet bounced off. It still haunts me
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    • End my own life
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    • I no longer have a son.
      TheCheat 23 jul
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    • Yeah stick bugs and mantids are so nice
      Tagnut 24 jul
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    • Freak out and run away screaming, gotta give my kid a head start on trauma.
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    • light that fucker on fire and send it back to hell!
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    • Bb G\/n time gotta show my son how to be cool
      Sdvix 23 jul
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    • I never understood people like that “oh it’s harmless” like that makes all the difference, I still don’t want it on me
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    • Just gotta throw the whole kid away
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    • Honey, bring me the dragon breath
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    • I’d hit it with the shovel. Then I’d take the stickbug off
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    • Keep the mofo as a pet! It's up to you guys which thing in the photo I take home
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    • Beat the living shit out of it then get that bug off of him.
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    • My dad would know its harmless and take it off of me. Than hit me with a shovel
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    • cena 23 jul
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    • Stand there and take a picture then post it online asking strangers what they would do in that situation
      Razorz204 24 jul
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    • So one time i was just chilling watching tv when one of these fuckers just fell on my head. I felt it, grabbed it, looked at it trying to figure out wtf it was, and when i realized i threw it in the oppisite directing. And it just stuck on wall perfectly.
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    • Hit it with a shovel than grab it off of my son to safety
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    • Hit it... not the bug the kid I don’t know him
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    • Ok but what about the bug?
      Mrnoob467 23 jul
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    • He's no longer my son, he has been claimed
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    • Take a picture
      coomIord 23 jul
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    • My dad would say "stay still" then take a picture of me freaking out
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    • I'd take the bug off him and then hit him with a shovel
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    • Wack it with a baseball and watch his insides splatter everywhere
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    • Thats not a stickbug retard
      AniSwaos 22 jul
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    • *Smack--> why did you do that?--> explain bug--> thanks dad
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    • Take a picture
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    • Id vore it
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    • Hell naw
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    • Buncha Blathers huh?
      Ryuuken 23 jul
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    • It’s his kid now
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    • Nautically I’d Light the kid on fire!
      wspyder 23 jul
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    • I would leave him sorry buddy
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    • *Hits him with shovel* *kid wakes up in hospital 2 days later* Him: Did you get the bug? Me: What bug?
      Zeros 23 jul
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    • I’d say there’s something on your back
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    • Probably follow it to a Labyrinth of sorts
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    • Cast it into the fire. Destroy it.
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    • Walk away and laugh cuz it didn’t happen to me
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    • Me when I sh00t the bug instead of my son
      _MOTHRA_ 24 jul
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    • Harmless? Bullshit id disown the child and run for milk
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    • Burn your son.
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    • Pulls out my shovel "all this just to kil| a bug?" Me:"what bug?"
      punnup 23 jul
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    • It’s just a praying mantis with its wings out and its arms up
      Arting 23 jul
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    • I’ll punch the kid
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    • There is also the black dad who isn’t around to do anything
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    • I hate bugs so much that I’d want to smack it off me but at the same time it would be me touching it and I’d die
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    • Boy's gonna learn that mom doesn't fuck with bugs. He's gonna outside until its out of my yard
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    • Take a picture and post it online and ask people what they would do
      Q2020 22 jul
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    • They sound like crumbling paper when you pick them up
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    • I would quickly slap it off him and tell him to run as I’m already running and if it comes down to it eating me or my son I’m locking myself in the car
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    • Smacking that hoe
      Freemason 25 jul
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    • Id be dramatic and spit out some starship troopers refrences lol 😁
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