This Man's Wife Wouldn't Let Him Go
With His Friends. Then He Does This.
Four guys have been going on the same ﬁshing trip for
A few days before the group's annual departure date,
John's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't
going. John's ﬁshing buddies are very upset that he
can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site to find
John sitting there with his tent set up, ﬁrewood
gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, drinking a
"Heck John, how long you been here, and how did you
talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday
evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife
came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and
asked, 'Guess who?” I pulled her hands off, and there
she was, wearing a nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom,
where she'd lit candles and put rose petals all over the
place. Well, she's been reading '50 Shades of Grey'....
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me
to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. - This guy has some serious ballz. Taking bros b4 hoes seriously.