This is my dog Otis. He had to be put down today. I love this dog so much and im absolutely devastated. Rest in peace my dearest friend. - This is my dog Otis. He had to be put down today. I love this dog so much and im absolutely devastated. Rest in peace my dearest friend.
bootlegnewt bootlegnewt
22 sep 2020
This is my dog Otis. He had to be put down today. I love this dog so much and im absolutely devastated. Rest in peace my dearest friend. - This is my dog Otis. He had to be put down today. I love this dog so much and im absolutely devastated. Rest in peace my dearest friend.
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching porn:
miclo25
18d
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
When set an alarm for and it says
1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When set an alarm for and it says 1 hour and 23 minutes remaining till it rings
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
Okthenmydude Okthenmydude
28 sep 2020
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the
Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be
super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2
million in China back in 2014.
AM3RICA AM3RICA
27 sep 2020
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2 million in China back in 2014.
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
© Based on: thegonkdroid
Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
Be nice with them, you have no idea what they have suffered on the streets.
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
With the medical marijuana in her system
Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she
almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
24 apr
With the medical marijuana in her system Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot"
The food:
MrRogersOFFICIAL MrRogersOFFICIAL
5 mar
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot" The food:
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole.
shove $1 in your booty hole
DaddyCatfish DaddyCatfish
25 sep 2020
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole. shove $1 in your booty hole
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
PICTURE OF LOST CAT
Iffourel call (919) 557
ItsVector ItsVector
23 sep 2020
PICTURE OF LOST CAT Iffourel call (919) 557
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
The Simpsons Will Now Only Use
Voice Actors Who Permanently
Dye Their Skin Yellow
BabylonBee BabylonBee
24 feb
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee The Simpsons Will Now Only Use Voice Actors Who Permanently Dye Their Skin Yellow