This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
shitcumpiss shitcumpiss
25 sep 2020
This is my cat know no one cares th - This is my cat I know no one cares though
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
Everyday I think about future holding his baby like a can of Pepsi
kdot
@just_kdot
if my sleep schedule was a person
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
TommyG_MVP TommyG_MVP
24 sep 2020
kdot @just_kdot if my sleep schedule was a person PM - - Twitter for iPhone
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
MY DANDY SAYS
YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET,
GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
MY DANDY SAYS YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET, GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
Punish the deed and not the breed
Yo*:
Miy
The ONN thing "thing Lve
EVER "act
Was CANCER, and
WON!
SnowflakeTheArcticFox SnowflakeTheArcticFox
26 sep 2020
Punish the deed and not the breed Yo*: Miy The ONN thing "thing Lve EVER "act Was CANCER, and WON!
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape
holds.
SAY PLEASE
DO YOUF
Pay with
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YourSmileIsAmazing YourSmileIsAmazing
3 jan 2021
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. SAY PLEASE DO YOUF Pay with 70 YouR Pag Use hind we Know you arol
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
SnekByte SnekByte
5 oct 2020
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
Ahappier day
/ @AHappierDay
I took a picture, my cat sneezed. I don't regret it.
Gothicmemeqween Gothicmemeqween
20 sep 2020
Ahappier day / @AHappierDay I took a picture, my cat sneezed. I don't regret it.
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
Cocaine_Jeezus Cocaine_Jeezus
24 sep 2020
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP.
ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEN.
Unown_TG Unown_TG
22 sep 2020
ASI LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP. ANY MINUTE [LL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKES PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEN.
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
CrazyCoats CrazyCoats
30 oct 2020
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
Tiger who cracked her own tooth is fitted with a gold tooth implant
Str Baggington
@jolloffset
He's not tiger anymore he's TIGER
bricksupreme bricksupreme
2 mar
Tiger who cracked her own tooth is fitted with a gold tooth implant Str Baggington @jolloffset He's not tiger anymore he's TIGER
DaenerysClarke DaenerysClarke
23 sep 2020
"2020 sucks, really hope next year everything will get better." 2021:
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR
ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY
Ny
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
8 may
THE PRIZE STATE FAIR ME AND THE HOMIE AFTER USING IT j INCORRECTLY Ny
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
shitmemesfordays shitmemesfordays
22 jan 2021
Th''s Glock Finna Give You A Clue
When Your Girl Sneaks
Into Your Phone And
Realizes You're More Likely
To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns
Than Cheat On Her
LC
EarsMcGee EarsMcGee
18 sep 2020
When Your Girl Sneaks Into Your Phone And Realizes You're More Likely To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns Than Cheat On Her LC
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground