These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
You are a hard level Memer if you
see this
xAnchorMANx94
15 apr
You are a hard level Memer if you see this
BEST BOG BREED
LIKE IF APENZELL MOUNTAIR DOGS
Poll_man Poll_man
21 sep 2020
BEST BOG BREED LIKE IF APENZELL MOUNTAIR DOGS
ac
Math Test
36 candy pars. He eats 29.
he have now?
1.Bob has 36 ca
What does
le
mEnTaLlYFuCkEd mEnTaLlYFuCkEd
25 sep 2020
ac Math Test 36 candy pars. He eats 29. he have now? 1.Bob has 36 ca What does le
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Imotekh Imotekh
28 sep 2020
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising
KingIDK KingIDK
22 jun
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.
2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
awareWarthunder awareWarthunder
23 jun
1. How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash? With quit-itch. 2. How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron? Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says...
spaceshoup tumblr com
There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it,
It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!*
w\ AS
"and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain...
of Vow
must
hell of
4 Personally, think
Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says... spaceshoup tumblr com There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it, It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!* w\ AS "and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain... of Vow must hell of 4 Personally, think Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Was that gal flirting with
me?
of
She was trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
cute_verysaucymemes cute_verysaucymemes
12 jan 2021
Was that gal flirting with me? of She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
MissDoe MissDoe
23 sep 2020
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
Let us take you home.
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Trump_General_ Trump_General_
11 feb
Let us take you home. Sponsored Open Link
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
Satan, 5 days into Armaggedon, realizing
humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
28 may
Satan, 5 days into Armaggedon, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED
THIO A THREAT
Braptain_Skiddty Braptain_Skiddty
9 sep 2020
EAT MEAT, LIFT WEIGHT, BE BASED THIO A THREAT
College students during the Vietnam
War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted:
I'm Studying or my fucking life
Rustypug Rustypug
28 dec 2020
College students during the Vietnam War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted: I'm Studying or my fucking life