These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
If animals took selfies and posted on fb.
Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
13 jan 2021
If animals took selfies and posted on fb. Bout to eat this idiot #blessed
Here's paw under an X-Ray
rearFunnywholesome rearFunnywholesome
27 sep 2020
Here's paw under an X-Ray
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year
Is it possible tollearn this power?
BalorClubPresident BalorClubPresident
28 sep 2020
Me finding out Trump the billionaire paid $750 in taxes for an entire year Is it possible tollearn this power?
oaksy
texas confession
i've never seen snow irl
oaksy
i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
BA oaksy texas confession
i've never had a million dollars
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
27 sep 2020
oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf BA oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars
I thought the cup was blasting off
CLOUT MONKEY
Look at this beautiful dog
To the moon.
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
I thought the cup was blasting off CLOUT MONKEY Look at this beautiful dog To the moon.
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten,
1941.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
5 oct 2020
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten, 1941.
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis*
Anakin's pee pee :
ES
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
20 sep 2020
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis* Anakin's pee pee : ES THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
gaming_jedi gaming_jedi
26 feb
Satan, days into Armaggecion, realizing humans are already adapting and started making memes about the demons
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg
IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
sagentjson sagentjson
6 aug 2020
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief - enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief
Molt Molt
22 sep 2020
enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief - enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
hive_of_many hive_of_many
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it