These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving
ARRESTED FOR DUI
RAY LAFLEUR
That1girl_ That1girl_
2 mar
Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI RAY LAFLEUR
THE BIBLE WASNT LYING
@chad. gone
THAT GODS BLINDING LOVE AND SS.
FORGIVENESS CAN SAVE ANY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN MISGUIDED IN LIFE
BasedOperator BasedOperator
9 apr
THE BIBLE WASNT LYING @chad. gone THAT GODS BLINDING LOVE AND SS. FORGIVENESS CAN SAVE ANY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN MISGUIDED IN LIFE
When you forget the rest of your costume
So the city burns...
chubbyTrypdamemev2 chubbyTrypdamemev2
18 dec 2020
When you forget the rest of your costume So the city burns...
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS
HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR
BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
24 sep 2020
LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BOBBYS LET THE BOBBYS HIT THE FLOOR HIT THE FLOOR BWAAAAAAAAAH! I A\\ y /
yall cont sleep wit the door open??
Spin Master3000
So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
ameli1339 ameli1339
5 oct 2020
yall cont sleep wit the door open?? Spin Master3000 So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
College students during the Vietnam
War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted:
I'm Studying or my fucking life
Rustypug Rustypug
28 dec 2020
College students during the Vietnam War trying to keep their grades high enough so they don't get drafted: I'm Studying or my fucking life
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go
me: so we don't have to go?
said I highly
encourage you to
4
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go me: so we don't have to go? said I highly encourage you to 4
When ur anxiety goes away and having no anxiety gives you anxiety
staticdream6 staticdream6
15 apr
When ur anxiety goes away and having no anxiety gives you anxiety
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
Unstopabull Unstopabull
21 dec 2020
My face when I've had a fulltime job for years and never lost it through Covid plus just got a raise making $30 an hour and now I'm only getting $600 from the government BUT that won't cover the graphics card I want.
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
SILENTLOVER SILENTLOVER
25 dec 2020
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches
2.6K views
135 58 Share Download Save
ClownNuts ClownNuts
8 feb
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches 2.6K views 135 58 Share Download Save
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
JenniferKarrosArias
24 sep 2020
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR
YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
15 jan 2021
YOU'RE NOT BIPOLAR YOU'RE JUST 2 STUPID BITCHES IN 1
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69?
Boys:
IT'S THE LAW
BryanSwanson BryanSwanson
22 jan 2021
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69? Boys: IT'S THE LAW