These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
why does your box say /police?
thatbluebox:
#little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
why does your box say /police? thatbluebox: #little amy asking the real questions and already sassing the doctor at age 7
hen she's your girl VS when y'all
break up
SS
lightnt14 lightnt14
11 feb
hen she's your girl VS when y'all break up SS
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT
Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
SilentEchos SilentEchos
11 feb
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
Here's a picture of the most notorious
gangsta that ever lived with the
rapper Eazy-E.
Eu
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
18 nov 2020
Here's a picture of the most notorious gangsta that ever lived with the rapper Eazy-E. Eu
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
MarkDuval MarkDuval
27 sep 2020
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
There is something unsettling about this photo. Can't quite put my finger on it.
postnutttclarity21 postnutttclarity21
18 feb
There is something unsettling about this photo. Can't quite put my finger on it.
ARE YOU A RACCOON?
Dark circles under eyes
Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
Maybe-lam
Official_D Official_D
24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam
How my driveway looks after it rains:
imawsome
5 feb
How my driveway looks after it rains:
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it*
guy:
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
girl: I have nipple rings guy: I don't believe you girl: *proves it* guy: You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
It's a peaceful life.
LolaBit LolaBit
21 dec 2020
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer It's a peaceful life.
coolhand_ coolhand_
24 sep 2020
TikTok 'bobmener The Easter Bunny Kills a le @BOBMENERY
I am black tea
AR I am green tea
You....reading this you are a cute-tea
Hex_Maniac Hex_Maniac
25 sep 2020
I am black tea AR I am green tea You....reading this you are a cute-tea
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test:
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko
@Hoodville
When you bring her a Plan B and she take it with a Four Loko @Hoodville
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies
ia
'Cause every thing
Is gonna be all right
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies ia 'Cause every thing Is gonna be all right
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.