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    • He was shot at a campaign speech, and he opened the speech with "Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot.” He then proceeded to deliver a 90 minute speech.
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    • "Oh no" "Anyway"
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    • Theodore Roosevelt:
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    • Theodore when he got shot:
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    • After getting shot:
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    • Roosevelt noticed the bullet missed his lungs since he wasn't drowning in his own blood. So he called out the failed assassin, and then gave a 90 minute speech.
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    • "It was a draft."
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    • "Go fiddling with any cocks around here and we'll have ourselves a real BIG party."
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    • Teddy after being shot
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    • Didn't someone take a shot at Reagan and miss and he just said "you missed me"
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    • Theodore when he is shot
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    • "Must've been the wind. Cuz I know no red blooded American would've missed me like a bitch" -Teddy Roosevelt
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    • Oh no. Anyway
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    • Theodore Roosevelt also used to fight politicians and would get mad if they held back.
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    • When the assassin realizes he didn’t die
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    • Tis but a scratch
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    • Mr. President! We need to get you to a doctor immediately!
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    • Ah I’ve been shot! Anyway as I was saying...
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    • I use to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow in the knee. I’m still an adventurer. -Roosevelt
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    • Tis but a scratch!
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    • Holy shit my first feature
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    • “Oh no!” “Anyway”
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    • Im pretty sure he realized that it missed his lungs to he gave a 90 minute speech
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    • See that's an American president
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    • Little late for the fourth but I’ll take it
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    • Tis but a scratch
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    • Kindve like Ronald raegen and the balloon
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    • Theodore Roosevelt:
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    • Roosevelt: *gets shot* Also him:
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    • I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee
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    • Well it did hit folded papers and a flask.
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    • Teddy:
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    • Maybe it was nothing
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    • Teddy getting shot:
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    • He was like "heh heh bitch"
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    • Oh no! Anyway
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    • Sound more like something Rowley would say
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    • I don't get it
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    • “Must have been a ghost then”
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    • Guys why is my neighbor funny?
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    • Theodore after being shot:
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    • What a boss
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    • A BULLET CANT STOP THE BULL-MOOSE
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    • Ah, it's probably nothin'
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    • T’is only a scratch
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    • Roosevelt was saved by his notes and glasses case. He would of died if it wasn't for that. A mad lad
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    • The person who shot him
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    • We need to resurrect him so we can put Russia and China back in their fucking places, they’ve been doing so much without anyone tasing a finger against them
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    • Guard *gets zapped in the back by a lightning bolt* What was that! Huh must've been the wind.
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    • No monkey :(
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    • Teddy after walking it off like a scratch
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    • Alec Benjamin
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    • Bust those trusts
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    • everyone listening to Teddy Roosevelt’s speech as blood dropped down his overcoat into his shoes.
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    • Musta been a ghost then
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    • Kennedy when he got shot:
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    • Tis but a flesh wound
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    • Tis but a scratch.
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    • Those damn whiterun gaurds and their sweetrolls...
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    • Oh no. Anyway
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    • The guards in their rooms when he got shot:
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    • 'Tis but a scratch.
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    • A BULLET CANT STOP THE BULL MOOSE
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    • Guess it was just my imagination
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    • “Oh wow...anyway”
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    • Anybody know anything thats helpful for asthmatics with weak immune systems
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    • "It issss. What it issssss" Theodore Roosevelt. (Probably)
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    • "I am an adventurer like you, and I took a bullet in the chest"
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    • He was a demigod
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    • I don’t know why but this reminded me of how Andrew Jackson’s would be assassin’s guns not just one but both of them misfired and Andrew Jackson beat him with a cane.
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    • After getting shot:
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    • Tis but a scratch
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    • Wait... i know you.
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    • Tis but a scratch
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    • Theodore after getting shot: alright motherfucker. Listen here. You just sit tight i goota deliver a speech but after that. This bullet is gonna replace one of your teeth
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    • Love ya InfoChecker! Keep the checks coming!
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    • *The would be assassin*
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    • Jotaro when Josuke screams
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