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    • Leave an oyster in the urinal so you no longer have to flush
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    • So what your saying is we need oysters in israel
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    • No wonder they taste so nasty if they’re just a bunch of used filters. Ew.
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    • So stop eating the fuckers.
      28 4
    • This is a good reason to not eat oysters.
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    • Oyster is basically water filters, all the bad things go into it
      uniqu 14d
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    • Mussels are filter feeders that make water look nice, but many freshwater ecosystems around the world are being destroyed due to invasive mussel species completely cleaning these lakes of its micro organisms, destroying the food chain at its base. So a clean looking lake isn’t always a healthy one!
      13 5
    • That’s because they are filter feeders that eat the debris in the water making it clearer. Which is why Oysters are vital to the majority of Lake ecosystems.
      12 3
    • I’m from Maryland, the Chesapeake bay here used to have a very very large population or oysters, so much that you could see the bottom of the bay at some of its deepest points. But this was a very long time ago.
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    • This is actually like a huge problem where I live cause I live in VA and our beaches have been fucking cleansed of oysters and now all the water on the beaches are super dirty and fish because of it and people need to do something about it
      10 3
    • This is what's happening in the great lakes with invasive zebra mussle. Clears the water of oxygen and nutrients so fish die
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    • Oh thank god I was getting worried there wouldn’t be any oysters getting featured
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    • Flint, Michigan + Oysters = ?
      11 3
    • I can’t sit here and let you miseducate everyone. Those are only the shells of oysters. They have been rinsed off and shucked. Even if that weren’t the case, it would take days for oysters to even do that especially since their waste would go back into the water roughly at the same speed they clean
      _James 16d
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    • So if we stop eating oysters for like 1 year the ocean is going to be clear af?
      8 3
    • If there is a Marine Biology Major in here, correct me if I’m wrong. Does this mean that the oysters have pearls? That would imply that all of the sediment previously in the right is gone because they made pearls? I may be sooooooo wrong here
      8 5
    • And the tank on the left was pissed in by a homeless guy
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    • Haha it's almost as if that's how eco systems work
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    • Do ppl really not know that oysters are like natural filters and when Christopher Columbus came over to America they were the size of small plates and the James river was crystal clear and you could see all the way to the bottom
      8 1
    • Headphone users look out for the next mean at the end there is a loud sound
      8 2
    • That's why I love fishing around oysters the redfish and trout hang around them because the clean water attracts bait
      Izagi 16d
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    • This is true, and it's running the great lakes, it makes them clearer, so algae grows to the point it dies, then decomposes and releases carbon monoxide into the water, killing the fish and ironically the muscles and other bivalves in the lake.
      8 1
    • oyster project in nyc
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    • "We added lots of dirt to the one on the left."
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    • replace all people in india with oisters and that hemisphere might begin to heal.
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    • Sea coochie A B S O R B poop water
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    • You all eat ass, but won't eat an oyster
      8 2
    • I see a lot of dead/shucked oysters in that tank
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    • That's why oyster is fucking gross
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    • All that brown shit becomes a pearl
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    • Africa needs more oysters
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    • The Chesapeake bay used to be clear like the right but so many people harvested oysters back in the day that the current population is like 0.4% of what it used to be and because of it, water is trash here
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    • So when people eat them they're eating all the nasty shit basically
      6 2
    • But can oysters fix the water in Flint, MI?
      7 3
    • Africa need oysters
      6
    • Ima need some circles which one has oysters *jokes*
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    • So what youre saying is that flint needs oysters
      6
    • The point of the story is don't eat oysters because they're fucking disgusting.
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    • So you’re saying don’t eat oysters
      Details 16d
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    • Aaaaand that’s why you have to be careful when eating shell fish.
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    • The need to put oysters in my ass
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    • Currently destroying the great lakes ecosystem tho
      6 3
    • We need elite oysters to occupy Indian rivers asap
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    • Oysters make the water clear yeah but they hurt they environment hurting many other animals in the water
      8 3
    • So are they saying stop eating oysters because they suck up the nasty and that shouldn’t be ingested or are they saying stop eating them because ecosystem needs them
      kwix 13d
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    • Well shucks.
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    • Makes sence cause they filter dirt and sand and stuff for microbes or whatever they eat.
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    • What should I do with this information?
      TH2C 14d
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    • If you eat oysters I r eating all that shit
      NoOne01 15d
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    • Get some oysters to Flint
      jaso749 15d
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    • They Saw the oysters in the right tank then they vomited in the first one
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    • Trees and plants do the same thing to water in the ground, it’s nasty af unless they’re there
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    • That’s why you never get oysters from dirty water. You go to the pacific islands where the water is pristine and get oysters from there
      Tech64 16d
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    • Usually that's how filter feeding works
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    • So what your saying is we need oysters in Flint?
      TonySky 16d
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    • Put a lot of oysters in Africa and tell them how to properly use them and not eat all of them...like so others can see
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    • Oysters can filter over 50 gallons of water by themselves
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    • Get some oysters up in Flints water mains
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    • The water is moister when you add an oyster.
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    • Fun fact you guys, while this is true oysters in home aquariums are notorious for randomly dying and they stink god awful, not even loser would use it on the jews
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    • The Chesapeake bay used to have so many oysters that you could see clearly all the way to the bottom and the oysters were hazardous for boats crossing. Now you can barely see 3 inches deep.
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    • I’ve got a blue squamosa clam I think it helps with water quality but boy they suck up lots of calcium
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    • The water on the right isn’t necessarily unhealthy. Ocean water is not clear in most parts
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    • Just fill the ocean with oysters to clean the trash
      5 4
    • Send them to Africa. They’ll finally have fresh water
      kirann 16d
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    • That's why eating oysters is nasty af.
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    • Makes me wonder about eating them
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    • That’s funny bc I have crabs
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    • This is why the Boston harbor is so disgusting. It used to be super clean and then they took out all the oysters
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    • Oysters as well as every other mollusk are amazing at filtering water, but they also fucking suck. When they die, they release a type of ammonia that kills every animal within a few hundred feet radius, and they only live for 6-9 months.
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    • Will post pics of my 🅱️enis for tv
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    • Water ain’t supposed to be that clean tho
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    • I heard you can drink piss of you have an oyster for a tooth
      Nutwall 15d
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    • We need these in flint, Michigan
      Xkwizt 15d
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    • Africa needs oysters
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    • I can see that but why is the water different colors
      4 1
    • Yeah oysters feed off nasty shit in the water...hence why they are loaded with food borne illness
      DJAYT 15d
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    • Remember that next time you eat them
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    • They are literal living water filters
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    • Too bad the only way to fix India’s water with oysters is by putting so much oysters, the water gets displaced
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    • They ain’t cleaning shit y’all dumb look at them they fuckin open already
      7 3
    • Put oysters in flint michigan
      Phenix 16d
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    • Why I don’t eat oysters
      FDobbs 16d
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    • Zebra muscles make the water more clear but they’re an invasive nuisance
      4 2
    • Every life plays a part in nature, alot of people still don't understand that
      4 1
    • So we should put oysters in flint water?
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    • That's why they taste so bad
      4
    • ... ship oysters to flint
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    • Wait so oysters clean water?
      5 2
    • I put an oyster up my ass and I don’t shit anymore.
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    • FLINT NEEDS OYSTERS
      oLapis 16d
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    • So you’re saying that by eating oysters I also consume the dirt and shit in water
      4 1
    • And we eat them alive. A live, happy oyster, torn from the shells they literally spent their lives building, splashed with citric acid and burning pepper sauce, slurped right up, with maybe a ritz. One? No. At least a dozen at a time!....Crap, I'm getting hungry.
      4 2
    • Fake. Those are empty oysture shells, it would do nothing for the water
      4 4
    • Peta in the left tank
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    • I actually didn't know what oysters do. Thank you, truly.
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