The postman just delivered a
suitcase and said HAPPY
HOLIDAYS! and for a second I
thought I'd accidentally hibernated
“ 'til Christmas &
A woman just screamed 'ZOMBIE'
outside! Ithink the outbreak has
begun. Sorry if I eat your brains in
r 20 minutes.
Sat near woman with a sushi t-shirt
and a sushi handbag! Iwant to dip
her in a big tub of soy sauce