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    • Actually Captain John dirst bread has 70 calories per slice and has 4 grams of protein per slice, I eat two pieces a day.
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    • Bread is shit but american bread in particular is so dogshit. Soybean oil, modified food starch and additives like fructose is in them all. Our bread is like candy comparative to europe and even Australia.
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    • But I frequently abstain from meat, how would I do an alternative?
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    • QUESTION
      turkish1 25 apr
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    • What do I make my sandwiches with.
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    • I'm sorry
      Garfiel 25 apr
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    • Sorry, but I am Ukrainian
      Blumpf 25 apr
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    • Why
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    • Why
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    • Sometimes the pbj be hittin doe
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    • Carbs are pretty bad for ya
      Vikkiee 24 apr
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    • Fuck bread
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    • Stop drinking processed milk.
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    • Make me
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    • Yes
      yarf 25 apr
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    • No
      FightCIub 25 apr
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    • Nah
      Hytoth 25 apr
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    • NEVER
      Kes_ 25 apr
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    • I’m eating bread rn sorry
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    • ok
      gibbons 25 apr
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    • Toast
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    • Burger
      Zibe 25 apr
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    • Is this cav?
      Chamleo 25 apr
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    • If you want I can show you how to make the skin tone match yours so the head blends better
      TheRacist 25 apr
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    • no
      MGMT 25 apr
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    • Yes dad
      plumcake 24 apr
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    • No
      JT_81 24 apr
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    • No
      Gizmo 25 apr
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    • Holy fuck
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    • Yes father
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    • O-Okay
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    • I’ve just stopped eating all together, I eat like half a meal once a day. I’m starving and it hurts but I can’t swallow food without retching! 😃 the weight has just fallen right off me tho
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    • But I need to gain weight
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    • Too good doe
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    • No
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    • I just downed 2 pounds of jumbo shrimp
      NoonsClub 25 apr
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    • Ughhhh but spaghetti is so goodddd
      itsines 25 apr
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    • Amen
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    • It’s hard but I’m trying man
      NotKosher 25 apr
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    • But my mom made it I don't want to make her feel bad
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    • No I’m on a Stalingrad diet
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    • How do I eat sandwiches then?
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    • yes
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    • Cooking up some grilled cheese rn :)
      Kreamie 25 apr
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    • No fuck you toast is good
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    • I eat 35 cal from kroger 1 slice every 2 days. Good sammich
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    • Bread is bad?
      Pacman 25 apr
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    • Ok
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    • Even homemade?
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    • I’m cutting out all wheat for the next month
      Forager 25 apr
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    • Celiac
      LordHades 25 apr
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    • Too late I just had a oreo
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    • lmfao fat cope
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    • Even with a sandwich?
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    • Seed bread good
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    • Holy shit! Holy s h I t!
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    • why though? my daily lunch is a ham and cheese sandwich and I don't want to change
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    • Good thing I'm not supposed to anyways
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    • Which bread should I get?
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    • Wish i could but the bread goblins keep forcing me to eat.
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    • Is rice okay, what about cereal?
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    • As you wish m’lord
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    • what abt bagels
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    • ok
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    • Daves bread is the shit tho bro
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    • Were you cav?
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    • Just bread or all starch shit
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    • What if I make my own
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    • Jew
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    • I already did i have lost 14 pounds in 10 days
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    • I don’t fw carbs, but iced lemon pound cake is my cheat sometimes
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    • Bro shave ur shit
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    • stop telling me what to do
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    • Celiac gang
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    • Its bad for you
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    • Even whole wheat?
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    • Isn’t Blaskovich Jewish?
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    • What about pizza
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    • No
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    • yes sir
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    • No
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    • No
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    • will do
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    • No, fuck you
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    • No
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    • Mmmmm grilled cheese yummy and cheesy mmmmm that sourdough
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    • Yes dad
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    • Stay away from carbs bros, basically just sugar in different forms
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    • Wolfenstein is Jewish larp
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