RULES FOR DATING MY SON
1. He is rm your ATM.
1. If you show up to my house looking like
a strippem will make you go away.
3. If I see any “sens" on his phone, I will make you gn away.
4. Understand (hat if I don’t like you, I will
make you go away.
5. Understand (hat I (an make you go away.
6. He's a “Mama’s buy". Unless you have a ring on your ﬁnger,
your opinion of that does not matter.
7. Vou are not in (halge nf him and it is not up la you to
(hange him. Take him lo! who lie is, a! see rule #5.
8.Heísa gentleman. I taught him mall“ henerm like a
lady and deserve that.
9,1 know how to avoid jail.
lo. ll you weasel your way past all of these rules and lake your
way in a ring ou yuurﬁngei, I will be something mud: worse
than your boyfviend's mom. I'll be yum molhel-in-law.
Mom showed me this yesterday xD - Mom showed me this yesterday xD