wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
dogs when they see another dog
Your butt is magnificent.
Develop Develop
22 sep 2020
dogs when they see another dog Your butt is magnificent.
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy
your lap
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
27 sep 2020
our full-grown, 90-pound dog who stiFthinks he's a puppy your lap
Schwarzenegger
What are you?
Schwarzenegger What are you?
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH,
WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
22 sep 2020
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE NEW THE SOUTH, WHO CORN DOGS GROW IN THE WETLANDS AROUND THE ISLAND: TRY THEM WITH MUSTARD.
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall
Oh no
Anyway
PlagueDoctorofHorny PlagueDoctorofHorny
24 sep 2020
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall Oh no Anyway
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am
ON
BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
30 dec 2020
My answer whenever someone asks me how old am ON BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies
ia
'Cause every thing
Is gonna be all right
My depressed ass trying to cheer up my depressed homies ia 'Cause every thing Is gonna be all right
CaptainForehead CaptainForehead
25 sep 2020
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving*
My cat:
me,
you
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
8 jan 2021
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* My cat: me, you
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
GoochSmoocher GoochSmoocher
24 sep 2020
Wife surprises husband with the motorcycle he'd always wanted
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
Dutch: I have a plan we just need
money
Arthur:
flipper_fire flipper_fire
8 may
Dutch: I have a plan we just need money Arthur:
Don't settle for anything less king
SofieZ SofieZ
18 sep 2020
Don't settle for anything less king