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    • Tonight I was walking all alone so I was holding my pepper spray and I thought “I’ve never actually used my pepper spray, I should make sure I know how to use it just in case” so as I was walking I sprayed the pepper spray and accidentally breathed it in and my nose is still running hours later
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    • Ever accidentally sit on one of your balls?
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    • Accidentally reposted a tweet from 2013 and if that doesn't accurately describe iFunny in 2020
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    • I stabbed myself in the eye with a pencil while bringing my shirt up to cough
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    • I accidentally slammed my head into the headboard trying to untangle the blanket from around me
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    • I've accidentally punched my self in the face hammer curling 125lb. dumbells. You ain't special.
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    • Try accidentally punching yourself in the nuts
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    • Maybe you have a shit life coz you lack basic motor coordination idk
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    • Carcanken hehe
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    • Did that last night
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    • Pretty sure everyone has done that at some point
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    • Anytime I see her I think "You fucked Mac's life and dated a scrawny fuckwad right after him."
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    • It doesn’t
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    • It’s true I was the blanket
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    • How tf do you do that
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    • One time I was slapping a girl in the ass wile fucking her and I accidentally slapped my nuts, it hurt so bad, but after that I was able to keep fucking her for so long she squirted all over my sheets
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    • oh yes very relatable
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    • Accidentally dropped my iPad onto my face
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    • How about when you hit your head on the tip of the microwave when reaching for something on the stove
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    • I was sweeping a rug so I was doing it pretty hard and the sweeper slipped my hand that was at the top and it hit me on my cheek I got a small bruise
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    • I did that once after I got my face bashed in pretty good. Had to get surgery to fix my nose. it was that same night. I undid all the work of the doctors putting my face back together and had to go back to the ER. lame.....
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    • This--is framed so nicely. Thank you
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    • I got super drunk on New Years and after I went to the bathroom I tried to pull my pants up but accidentally let go and my nail cut into the side of my nose and bled for like ten minutes
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    • Punched myself in the boob trying to pull up my long sleeve under shirt.... in front of the intern who I was teaching to enter warrants...
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    • I did that and didn't make an online post about it I crave attention in different ways, like shitposting
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    • Oh my god shut up
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    • Anyone ever chill in bed with your phone and you accidentally drop it on your face?
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    • I was folding clothes one time and when I went to snap my sweatpants before folding them one of the tie-cords snapped me right on my nads...😲
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    • Been there, done that
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    • Fucking idiot.
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    • I’ve got a weighted blanket so I do that shit all the time
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    • Fight Club headass
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    • How the fuck do you even do that?
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    • I've accidentally punched myself in the face while I was throwing fake punches to my face
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    • I do this.
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    • X_luna_x featured twice
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    • relatable AF sayings
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    • How in the fuck does that “describe your life”?
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    • Rolling a Nat 1 for performance
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    • Brooo i done that before i got myself mad lol
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    • I'm ashamed to admit I've done this multiple times
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    • Wow lmao I posted a comment about dumbass quirky girls got 211 likes, the most ever in my entire time here on ifunny, and it got deleted. IF THAT doesnt sum up ifunny idk what does
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    • Y'know what's worse than that? When you pull the sheet out from underneath the bed and then your feet are cold
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    • What does this even mean
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    • I do that all the time or doing anything in fact.
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    • I've actually punched my face while I was using a hammer to take out a nail that was really stuck in some wood and it busted me in my mouth. My teeth were soar for a good 2 days lol
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    • haha look guys im bad at life haha look guys its funny because im bad at lifeeeeee haha
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    • My son got sick when he was 3 and climbed into my bed. I was pulling the sheets andthey got stuck. Gave them a hard yank and my hand slipped and I straight up punched my baby in the face. HARD. He looked up at me trembling like "am I in trouble?". I felt like shit
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    • Being all under the blanket is the best feeling. Especially if the air is cold and you’re under 5 blankets. Hell yeah.
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    • I pulled on my collar bone really hard while puttin on a shirt and nearly dislocated it. I felt it shift a little and it bruised
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    • This happens too many times
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    • Hahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    • Accidentally punched myself in my face trying to zip up my coat. I'm retarded I think.
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    • Im used to adjusting my vr headset after I put my earbuds in when I play, and a few days ago I put earbuds in to listen to music and accidentally poked myself in the eye
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    • It’s so vague
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    • I did this once the day after getting my braces tightened
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    • I hit myself in the face with my headset one time. I was taking them off my hand slipped off one side and they busted me in the mouth
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    • Omg that’s relatable AF
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    • I’ve punched myself in the nuts while preparing my bed.
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    • I accidentally punch myself in the tit while rolling up my sleeves
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    • i do this all the time and once my nose started bleeding
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    • I was at work like month ago tightening a bolt and my hand slipped perfectly to jab myself in the eye w my thumb like a god damned stooge
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    • I did it with both hands and thumbs out like a fool
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    • Try owning a cat that attacks u off guard and draws blood
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    • Especially when your nails are slightly longer than usual. Them shits are sharp af even when filed down so I'll just leave a claw mark running down my face looking like some hoe that just fought a werewolf.
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    • 2 features in a row
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    • Anybody who's ever been in a hotel has done that shit
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    • I shit myself and fuming flew 12 feet in the air after my mom found out and if this doesn’t perfectly explain my autism I don’t know what does
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    • wow I'm so quirkyyyyyyyy
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    • I accidentally jacked off earlier
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    • Okay I did that a couple weeks ago but I have long and sharp acrylic nails so instead of punching myself I fucking stabbed myself right under my chin. I coulda gone out like that
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    • You might be stupid if this happens to you
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    • Shit must be early only two comments.
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    • I've kneed my face so many times before, god dammit it stings.
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    • Ive done this before lmao
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