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DIDN'T STEAL ANSING
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    • Anyone else have that nervous feeling like “what if the thing goes off and I get tackled”
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    • I used to work in retail, and ours weren't even plugged in
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    • Guys help I can’t find the spider
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    • I've only ever had that go off on me when I'm not stealing
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    • Why did I read badump in the pink panther theme
      ImMeta 24 jul
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    • One time when i was like 4 my mom took me to go see disney on ice but no cameras were allowed so she stuck one in my pocket because they're not gonna check a 4 year old and i walked through the metal detector but there were like 10 of these things and at least 3 of them were always going off so 1/2
      Locotrbl 24 jul
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    • We left hottopic and the beeper went off, they cashier fucking forgot to ring up one of the items i almost shit myself
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    • I swear sometimes they don’t even work and are just there to look like they do something
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    • how do those things work anyway? like what if youre taking something like a bag of chips or smth
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    • Bro this is so relatable
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    • I went to my local Walmart and bought a ps4 to replace the one my friend broke and I was walking out the store it went off and they told me that I had to return it. I showed the manager of the store and cop my receipt and still didn’t believe me. 2 weeks later I get a refund plus 300 spending cash
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    • one time I grabbed some candy but I wanted more candy so I put the candy in my hoodie pocket to release my hand, THEN I FORGOT IT, I THEN CONTINUED TO THINK I FEEL LIKE I FORGOT SOMETHING, WHILE I PUT THINGS IN MY CART, I bought everything but the thing I forgot, and then the alarm went off.
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    • I have no idea why when I’m exiting a store I’ll think that I’ve accidentally shoved merchandise into my pockets.
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    • So basically those are bullshit. The only things that beep tend to be above $50 or are designer things like wallets and makeup. You think they have the logistics to make sure every frozen pizza is registered to sound the alarm? Save 25% off groceries by pretending to scan items.
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    • I bought a hydration backpack for my best friend and I had went through the self-checkout. I didn’t realize it had one of those security tags; I walked out the front door and heard a beep. I got home and realized what had happened so I called the store and went back with receipt in hand and they 1/2
      Veldrin 24 jul
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    • I steal all the time. Usually by miss counting how many cans of a particular food I have or I'll get doubles and scan and bag one and have the person working there come remove it from my list and take one back with them.
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    • Anyone else hum the pink panther theme with the ba-dump?
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    • Me walking through with not a care in the world. Walking on fucking air. Light as a feather knowing damn well i aint pay for all my shit
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    • I can be forgetful sometimes and on top of that I usually wear joggers so I have huge pockets that I could forget stuff in.
      YourGuyCy 24 jul
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    • I was visiting the Panama Canal one time and when I went through security I was pretty nervous. The security guard looked at me being nervous and made jokes about it. "What contraband do you have in here, miss?" and stuff like that. It honestly made that whole experience better
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    • When I steal shit I still walk through there
      lwpack 24 jul
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    • I feel like I’ve done something wrong when ever I’m in a store.
      tenten123 24 jul
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    • I used to go to the library in middle school a lot and we had those to detect over due books, but for some reason half the time I would walk through them they would go off and it got to the point where the people there were like “it’s just you go ahead”
      Unkecable 24 jul
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    • Mall cop still beats you
      Haylyn666 24 jul
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    • Steal from me, and you’re a pirate. I beat the shit out of pirates
      Boat_Man 24 jul
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    • I always was afraid it would go off. Usually because I WAS stealing something bit that's just coincidence
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    • I’m crying this is so unfunny
      eOeO 27 jul
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    • I never even look back or hesitate I just keep walking when they go off and never have been challenged.
      Boogs7808 27 jul
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    • When you get pulled over you really start sayin shit like: ok do I have a gun?
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    • I bought socks at game stop but they still have the ink tab, how do I get it off? I don't have a magnet
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    • I know for a fact that sometimes these don’t work. Used to steal gum when I was little cus I was a piece of shit
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    • When I was a kid, they just installed these at the local Kmart. A few friends and I would walk around and drop sticks of bubblegum in peoples purses. ... just to watch the things go off.
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    • The proper term for the sound of a heart beat is "lub dub"
      ScrubLife 26 jul
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    • And then when they DO go off, is you walk casually, the cashier just goes "youre good!" and gives you a thumbs up
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    • You can effectively have a purse with an aluminum foil wrapping inside it and the alarm will never go off when you steal
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    • Guys just remember that aluminum foil wrapped around an object or barcode will allow you to steal without the alarm going off.
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    • From this store
      jared0461 26 jul
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    • Thing went of because the cashier forgot to take the tag off and the security guard that came by was like happen all the time and took the alarm off without looking at the receipt so now I'm wondering how easy is it to steal stuff
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    • My phone used to set them off for some reason
      With_An_I 25 jul
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    • The trick to it is to face the barcode away from the scanners. So on most cases you want the barcide to be facing the doors.
      The_Game 25 jul
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    • I always do this whenever I have a product from another store in a mall or something. Completely irrational but I always get nervous.
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    • If I ever set one of these bitches off if I steal something I’m just gonna start doing random shit just start screaming rolling on the floor then run
      fox420 25 jul
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    • Or is he
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    • On his forehead?
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    • The entrance of a hot topic was concave. I was looking at merch in the convex part of the store and I pulled it off the rack. Fucking alarm went off because of shitty store layout.
      xBluex 25 jul
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    • Only time I've ever had one go off on me was when I walked into a store with a movie in my bag from a different store
      falugger1 25 jul
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    • Just keep walking if it goes off unless someone stops you. People won't question it if you don't look guilty
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    • Why don't you just raise the stolen item above the sensor?
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    • Facts
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    • I accidentally stole some note cards the other day
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    • At my old store we could fuck all of nothing about shoplifters, just try intimidating them by standing near them. Can't confront them or call cops, security, ban them, anything. We had regulars who knew we knew they were shoplifting, and just look at us and smile while they do it. Total bullshit
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    • I read the "Ba-dump"s in the tune to the Pink Panther Theme
      AwsmStina 25 jul
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    • I walked through a pair once and they started smoking. Still not sure why.
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    • At first I thought the detectors were just large fingers sticking out of the ground
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    • I've had those fault on me before for items or one time I didn't even have any items on me. I just look at the person and be like "I didn't steal anything" and keep walking. Genuinely don't shoplift, but if you don't act suspicious they don't care lol
      Hopeless_ 25 jul
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    • I was with a friend who stole a pack of Gatorade chews, and just straight walked out and sounded the alarm. Luckily there was a worker who was also passing by that thought it was her. Got lucky af.
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    • As a former thief of small stuff (candy, soda, a mini fridge, etc) I always think what if I subconsciously shoved that shiny bluetooth toaster under my hat?
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    • Pacemaker sets these off every one in a whilr
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    • Or at tsa when youre like "fuck what if i have a bomb in my bag?"
      CT5555 25 jul
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    • I had a guy at the Toys R Us I used to work at before it shut down who clipped the wires to these and then "repaired" it with a piece of electrical tape. Pretty cool dude, stole me a Switch and an Xbox One with a few games for each for my brother and I when the liquidation starte.
      Ophion_ 24 jul
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    • when i worked in retail it went off all the time because we didnt have to tool to remove the alarm tags, we just waved everyone to go as soon as it went off no fucks given
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    • I've stolen enough shit from walmart to know those things dont work
      iBandit 24 jul
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    • I've triggered them a few times, the people never even checked that I hadn't stolen anything before letting me go. Kinda makes me wonder what the point is
      Auridus 24 jul
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    • They're magnetic so it doesn't matter what store you stole from. If the sensor picks up a magnetic signature, it goes off
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    • I worked at a grocery store last summer, and what I think was our scanner thing went off a lot and nobody ever said anything or did anything about
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    • I saw one of those security tags that are usually attached to clothing on the floor. I thought it was interesting so I put it in my pocket. Scared the shit outta me. I swear if I was wearing a jacket that was bought from that outlet they probably would’ve never believed me that I was not stealing.
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    • Anybody else see 2 fingers coming out the floor?
      Mawduce92 24 jul
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    • Once when I was little I was grabbing all the little colored pieces from hangers and I didn't know thars what made them go off, so when I walked through it went off, I panicked then ran
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    • How do those work how does it know if you bought it or didn't
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    • You know they only go off if it has like a certain tag on it?
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    • Walking out of stores is easy af
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    • I saw it go off when this guy walked in to Meijer one time. It was hilariois
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    • I had a wallet that kept triggering those things, only to find a small magnetic strip hidden in one of the wallet's pockets
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    • This is how I feel going through the TSA. Like what if I accidentally had a pound of cocaine on me?
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    • YAAAY
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    • One time the store didn't deactivate the angry beep beep tag off a sweater I bought. When I walked out, it went off I turned to look at the door guy and he told me to just go ahead and turned back around. I had to get another store to deactivate it because it went off every time I went in a store.
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    • When I worked at certain Red retail chain I was told by Asset Protection that the RF detectors at the door were never on and when they were on they would go off for seemingly no reason. Also, “electronic protection” stickers are basically textured stickers, they don’t do anything.
      noonmire 24 jul
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    • I've accidentally stolen things and purposely stolen things and those things never caught me
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    • You guys remember the fingernail comic where he has holes in his fingers?
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    • I’ve had that happen when I was a kid and I was stealing shit. It happens so often that they don’t know if you stole or not.
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    • It goes off whenever I buy anything electronic, and I hate it.
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    • Did anyone else read that in the pink panther theme jingle cause I did and it made it better
      FR33ASIAN 24 jul
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    • I mean as long as it doesn't have a security tag you're fine
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    • How are you unsure?
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    • I remember I went into the store and didn't buy anything and didn't steal and that fucker went off turns out someone sold the store a metal detector instead of a fucking anti theft scanner
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    • jest elevate the merchandise above the gate
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    • Worked in retail and half the time it was that we forgot to take the hardtags off the clothing and so when that happened we check all the cloths to make sure and a lot of people don’t even stop so they go home with it tagged
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    • It do be like that
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    • Yay what does he win
      Waya1701 24 jul
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    • I always have a strange feeling like. "What if I accidentally stole something?:
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    • They go off for anything metal where i am and i always look at them like I DIDN'T STEAL I PROMISE and they're like "Yo it goes off for anything its cool."
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    • Hit me with them shoplifting tips, you filthy degenerates
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    • ... boring
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    • I don't get this fear
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    • Walmart made me hate these things
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    • See these things go off falsely all the time so I feel like I could actually steal something and be like, I paid for it I don’t know why the dham thing is going off then just play it off.
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    • I don't have this because get this, I don't steal
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