peach time
ah! so sorry!
Ni-
.P Lovecraft's cat...
AN
Grug Grug
22 sep 2020
peach time ah! so sorry! Ni- .P Lovecraft's cat... AN
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?"
GE
TravieC TravieC
13 jan 2021
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?" GE
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
those_cause those_cause
19 may
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
THIS ISN'T
Billie Eilish
aN
THIS ISN'T Billie Eilish aN
This is Pharrell showing jay- -Z, Two _alphabot Girls to One funny Cup.
funny comments share save hide report [l-c}
ryanhatesthis:
I I found my new favorite image of all time.
_Rook_ _Rook_
2 dec 2020
This is Pharrell showing jay- -Z, Two _alphabot Girls to One funny Cup. funny comments share save hide report [l-c} ryanhatesthis: I I found my new favorite image of all time.
ShaunSanchez ShaunSanchez
24 sep 2020
Why'd he eat every tiktok girl up like that? Wait for it
like Star Wars for the plot!
es. sHes
ASTRAAL VAO,
THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
like Star Wars for the plot! es. sHes ASTRAAL VAO, THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
Follow
pitbulls are like
BB imizy
Follow
fleamont fleamont
17 feb
Follow pitbulls are like BB imizy Follow
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir
Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
basementbaby basementbaby
20 sep 2020
Thought 'all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo He's about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him - Thought y’all should meet my new child, Sir Baloo🥰 He’s about 12 weeks old and is a fucking dick but we love him
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...