• Pagan idol I carved and burned a chi rho
(Greek for Christ) into to symbolize Christ's
victory over paganism in all its forms
(including the
idolization of self, money, etc).
Hey bro I'm pretty sure thedude who nailed
Yeshua to that tree and drove a spear
through-himwas'a pagan, you sure you
know what the word
"Victory" means?
Saint Longinus - Yeah dude, we know what victory looks like lol. It looks like St. Longinus converting to Christianity. Now that’s victory
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    • St. Longinus’ law
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    • The most surefire way to tell if someone smells really bad is if they use the word "hyperborean"
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    • Credo take a look at this idiot lol
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    • Conquering death itself is a pretty big victory
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    • Yo know whats another victory? St boniface chopping down Thor’s tree
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    • HyperboreanSupremacy you fell for one of the classic blunders!
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    • Pagans should follow the tradition of their "ancestors" by converting just like they did.
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    • Why do they say Yeshua? Is it supposed to offend us or something ironically that’s what Jews call him lmao.
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    • HyperboreanSupremacy is a weird way to spell fat smelly loser
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    • Genuinely don’t understand the neopagan “night makes right” idea when the Christians were mightier
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    • You wanna see a statue of Jupiter or Athen? They're way more beautiful than anything christians did
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    • Can not stand pagans who think that Jesus dying on the cross is a diss
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    • Anhenerbe
      "The name of Longinus was not known to the Greeks previous to the patriarch Germanus, in 715. It was introduced amongst the Westerns from the Apocryphal Gospel of Nicodemus. There is no reliable authority for the Acts and martyrdom of this saint." - Sabine Baring Gould
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    • Dude literally said "this was truly the Son of God" not but 4 verses later
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    • The one thing I will give pagans is that the runes and shit at least look pretty cool
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    • Pagans taking Ls left and right how did they survive this long?
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    • Anhenerbe
      Lol The story of saint Longinus comes to us in the 5th century AD, and doesnt become widespread until the 9th century AD. The Whole story of Longinus is Not true and most likely a cope LOL
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    • That’s actually a cool carving
      Mamluke 5 may
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    • Only thing the church did wrong was not wipe pagan culture out
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    • HyperboreanSupremacy I think you dropped this L
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    • i always have to remind myself youre a christian because from afar your pfp looks like a guy in a turban and i think youre muslim
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    • Ifunny pagans are all just contrarians who read ok /pol/ that Christianity isn’t white
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    • Isn’t his spear considered holy because it has the blood of Christ on it
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    • Christianity is unique in world religions because it is the only religion to have begun with a great defeat. To have the messiah put up on the cross, to have pagans seemingly win, only for victory to come in time, with the miracles as proof of his divinity.
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    • You’re going to hell worshipping a Jew
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    • Hand carving a pagan idol for the sole purpose of desecrating it is pretty funny not gonna lie
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    • The Catholic Church literally makes shit up all the time
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    • Can Catholics, Protestants and all other groups stop fighting and realize that pagans are the true retards
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    • HyperboreanSupremacy is historically illiterate. Tell me something I didn’t know.
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    • Are we not all the roman? Stabbing god in the heart only to later cry out his name "merciful savior".
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    • Came back after 3 days, big W
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    • Hahahaha epic win! definitely not a debatable subject to if this actually occurred or not!
      Morgoth 5 may
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    • Uhhhhh this dude know what Jesus did after the crucifixion? Because it’s pretty far from defeat
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    • Longinus Dickus
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    • Pagans are the religious equivalent of people that have a some obscure gender identity because they lack an actual personality
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    • The Holy Lance is pretty cool
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    • Fucking dub
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    • Saint longanus
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    • Blond Roman soldier becomes cured and converts after swing the way
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    • Im also aware that some traditions believe Pontius Pilate converted as well.
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    • Now thats a Pogchamp
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    • HyperboreanSupremacy what happened vro
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    • Can't even try comprehending the ignorance on that post.
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    • Is there anything in the Bible to support Longinus?
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    • Rabbi Yeshua smiles upon you, goy.
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    • Burn it
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    • As soon as I saw that post I knew someone was gonna mention Saint Longinus
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    • Didn't he repent for doing that and Jesus forgave him, like he was on his knees and shit
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    • It is funny when Pagans think they have any leg to stand on over any Abrahamic religions. Far as I'm concerned they're lower than scientologists, atleast their members have money
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    • I just read up on him and I might choose him as my confirmation saint
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