• Only a demonic contract
could have given this
thing sentience.
And it is ungrateful for
its own existence, not
knowing the true meaning of survival.
Menial encounters will cause its mind to shatter, resorting only to its
most pathetic response,
a grudge. It does not
know truth, The truth of
my world is survive
or suffer, and it chose wrong.
This is a freak of nature, a cursed being if you
will. It should be damned to eternal hell for its sins.
I'll judge you myself. You will be missed by no one worth a damn in my world.
even
sins you say
OF
oF you
I'll cut you and make you
After getting to Hell, the fish found its friends, burning because they were publicly executed after being accused of - After getting to Hell, the fish found its friends, burning because they were publicly executed after being accused of witchcraft.
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    • Guys. Give Brother Death some credit too. He’s the one who manages the sinners after they die
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    • Finally. The good ending
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    • Such a raw fucking line “I will judge you myself, you will be missed by no one worth a damn in my world.” Sounds like something Batman would say.
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    • The last word says witchcraft
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    • Boatman: Omae wa moe...
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    • Yaay boat man saves the day I love these comics!!
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    • Yooo my idea of boatman vs blobby actually came true and it had the best outcome
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    • Thank you boat man, your a true hero
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    • God fucking dammit i can’t believe I forgot Boatman’s cape
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    • Did you pick seven for a reason or just randomly?
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    • I think you need to change your name Boat Man. How does Based Man sound?
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    • Would rather him get killed by ger and go in an infinite death loop
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    • Fuck yeah
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    • Boatman this is blasphemy, blob doesn’t have a soul to send
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    • RDJ: Im schizophrenic
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    • Damn this is pretty good
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    • This is really well done
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    • God I want Boat Man to high five me
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    • Thank you, Boat_Man and brother death, for ridding this world of the sins of man
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    • BOAT MAN IS WITH US!
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    • You really just omae wa mou'd him
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    • I would say fifth or fourth circle personally.
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