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    • What do you mean twenty minutes? Thats gotta be at least 30
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    • Just shower right before you go to sleep
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    • Am I the only one that has trouble doing simple hygiene stuff like brushing my teeth and taking showers because it’s too out of the way of what I’m currently doing?
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    • Bruhhh
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    • Hot then cold shower to first open then close all your pores gang
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    • No, it’s more like “do I have to? I don’t wanna, it’s a wast- ahhh yissss hawt Wooter”
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    • Especially when you know you’re about to have a long ass day and you’re on 6 hours of sleep
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    • lolboy98 23 jun
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    • I prefer lukewarm water, sometimes if I feel like doing it I would shower with cold water instead.
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    • Cold shower gang
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    • 30 mins to a hour any more and my fingers would start to shed its skin
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    • I don’t even pretend it’s gonna be a quick shower. I get out when I want and stay in when I want.
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    • I remember the first moment that I realized I could remember things... Straight up was me just looking out the window of the car at a very young age after leaving toys r us and recreating the giraffe in my mind
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    • People are using Doge and Rage comics Unironically
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    • Am I the only one who doesn’t like to take long showers?
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    • I prefer cold showers
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    • Night shower gang
      Xeon1166 23 jun
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    • Everyone look at airplane friends account he made a YouTube channel
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    • Shower at night
      rawr01 23 jun
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    • Hot water do hit differently in the shower...
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    • I just realized that the Doge 2 memes are gone
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    • I take 5 minute showers
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    • A warm shower before bed and after work is always a good time. Very relaxing
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    • As a man who is currently in the shower and will not leave for another three years at least. I feel attacked.
      kekemon 23 jun
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    • Barney doesn’t like water
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    • I literally can't take a shower less than 15 minutes
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    • Nah dude my brain expands in the shower and immediately deflates whenever I get out
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    • You drink the water then spit it up into the air so it falls back down and cleans you
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    • AirplaneFact!: There is nothing better than a hot shower after a long flight ;)
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    • Nah, I just don't lie to myself, I plan my schedule around my long showers
      VspTylore 23 jun
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    • I do this everytime
      jmb123 26 jun
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    • This but without the Ebonics
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    • Nope. It's done in the evening, whenever I have time.
      nostalgya 26 jun
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    • Getting up at 6 am in the morning for school is the worst I’m graduated now tho
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    • And you feel sleepy to
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    • I take cold showers so no
      StarLabs 26 jun
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    • Take cold showers you cowards
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    • Wdym I take at least 45
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    • I take ice cold showers and I gotta psych myself up
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    • Me but 30 minutes later
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    • We do be guilty of dis doe 😳😳😳
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    • Do people not understand how to grammar anymore? It’s obviously “everybody guilty is this of” 🙄
      MmBoi 25 jun
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    • Anybody else hate brushing there teeth? I have to drag myself to do it everyday and night. Idk why but it's sooo boring
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    • I put music on and shower for 3 songsat max and 1 or 2 at minimum. It can either last 5 minutes or around 15
      Linkachu 25 jun
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    • Wish my bathroom looked like that
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    • Wort wort wort
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    • Why did I read the first phrase imagining the voice of Mickey Mouse..
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    • Boomer humor
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    • Cold showers good
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    • Fuck it make it so hot it burns gang as hot as it will go. Fuckin send it at 120 degrees for a shower fuck the minor burns am I right
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    • Jesus most of you have clearly never seen a water bill.
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    • And then everyone thinks all you ever do is wank in the shower
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    • Me right now
      Grundle 25 jun
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    • More like 40
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    • Nope sorry, I just get clean and hop out. Always have
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    • Noice
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    • I get lost in deep thought and conversation with those ideas.
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    • I've started taking cold showers after runs and its not bad. You get used to it pretty quickly
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    • showering for less than 2 hours is a sign of weakness
      Surogou 25 jun
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    • i can't do hot water, doesn't feel refreshing
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    • I used to sit in the shower with hot water for an hour. Depressing times
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    • I shower after I get home from the day, much more relaxing that way
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    • *is* wtf is that mush mouth be shit? Fuck off
      DontSmile 24 jun
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    • Everyone do be guilty tho 🙈🤪😳
      Flonk 24 jun
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    • I take 10-15min showers max 20. But when im so tired and take a hot shower i can stay in for like an extra 10min
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    • Who the fuck isn’t? Except maybe cold shower people
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    • of course i know him hes me
      Dmuun 24 jun
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    • I have a heating unit about the size of half my bath tibs volume. Additionally I have 2 bathrooms. I dont know who thought that math would add up right, but they're an idiot.
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    • Okay can we actually just stop saying retarded things like “everyone be doing this” because it is so annoying because it is not that hard to write an extra few words or to realize you just fell for the worst b8 I could come up with
      i_am_me2 24 jun
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    • You meant 12 hour right?
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    • 40 minutes*
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    • What
      ElPapa 24 jun
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    • The water is so hot that it’s melting through his skull
      Benji514 24 jun
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    • You mean hour right?
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    • That's why I shower at night
      Wolfy227 24 jun
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    • I take a 5 min shower why would I wanna waste more time doing that bullshit
      calvin24 24 jun
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    • I like to sit and listen to the water run for about 45 minutes every morning... before I even get in the shower..
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    • Improper english is so unattractive.
      cody_bunz 24 jun
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    • I always shower with cold water no matter what
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    • Just took a shower. Clocked in at 9 and a half minutes... I guess I'm just a failure
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    • Nope. I wash my face, hair, and body and shave then get out. 15 minutes tops
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    • Psychopaths out here actually taking cold showers
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    • MrBigToe 24 jun
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    • That's why I do it at night. There's nothing like a hot shower before going to sleep.
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    • I fell and broke some ribs in the shower yesterday. So fuck this meme.
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    • Uh no. I dont like hot showers and i dont stay in the shower more than 10 min
      Ericnoon 24 jun
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    • Where my worter niggas at
      Vulpini 24 jun
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    • How hard is it to conjugate “to be”? “Is” takes the same amount of effort as “be”.
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    • 3-5 minute *COLD SHOWER* wish wash wish wash
      McFlopps 24 jun
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