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    • rastmas 14d
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    • Midget porn is gross
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    • Nobody: Jk Rowling: actually hogwarts was pro choice and had multiple abortion clinics
      12 1
    • Absolutely nobody at all: JK Rowling: "you know wizards used to just shit their pants and use magic to clean it up"
      9 2
    • Anus penetranus
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    • You don’t gotta use fetus deletus if you use erectis protectis
      8 2
    • If a man goes up stairs to the girls dormatory (in the books) the stairs turn into a slide and screech loudly
      8 2
    • It’s cause they heard what happend to Harry’s parents and they didn’t wanna die for some bitch ass kid.
      igei 14d
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    • Embryo dismembryo
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    • Then why are there so many Weasley’s
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    • Does no one remember the love potions? Or that girl that probably DID have sex with Ron.
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    • Seriously tho, it would be so easy to fuck at hog warts. Magic makes it ten times easier and possibly ten times more interesting
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    • Did someone say my name
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    • If u watch the one where they have the map that shows where people are and pause it when its active. You can clearly see 2 people's feet in a sex position
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    • I’d like to know what wizard porn would look like, flying dildos and shit?
      6
    • There’s a few references to sex the goblet of fire. Marauders map showing students doing it and the shaking carriage
      6
    • This is what I went to do/find whatever enjoy
      6
    • Why is it so hard for tumblrtards to be funny
      6 6
    • Yeetus the feetus
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    • I mean Dobby did eat Heromines ass 🤷‍♂️
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    • Fetus Deletus Your Abortion Is Now Completus
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    • Do you not remember the scene where he passed the rocking Carriage and he tries to look in but the guy pops up and scowls.
      BeamFOX 14d
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    • *Room of Requirement turns into pop up abortion clinic*
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    • During the dance in the goblet of fire, you can see 2 students making out in one of the cars
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    • Man you know those nerd ass wizards aint getting any puss
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    • You're a father Harry
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    • Because Dobby was the only one getting action
      5
    • Well jk rowling confimed they were all gay all along
      5
    • JK Rowling: Just a secret for everyone. They all had sex with the Asian/black/Korean/*insert random race* Hermione
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    • The women’s side of the dorms had a hex placed on it so boys couldn’t go in there. Meanwhile the girls could go into the boys side but they “never” did.
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    • Protectus erectus
      Jimbato 14d
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    • Clappin some crusty raven claw cheeks and your bollocks cringe and goo all over the owl who raping the cat who ate the frog being used in potions and your wand gets shoved up your roast beef pussy
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    • Hey that’s my name
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    • Yeetus that feetus
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    • The 1st rule of getting drunk in public places is never ever lick the stripper pole.
      4
    • You stole that fetus deletus from a Fitz video
      4 1
    • According to the author they have orgies and shit to "discover their sexuality". She's been adding some weird shit to get the books selling again.
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    • Fetus Deletus Hippity be I dont have a medical degree
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    • Embrio Dismembrio
      4 1
    • Its actually because according to jk rowling everyone in the book is fucking gay
      davabro 14d
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    • Ummm remember the yule ball when people were getting it on in the carriages and snape kept cock blocking all of them.
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    • Aren't they also like 12?
      4 1
    • Hippity Hoppity Hippity Bee, I don't have a medical degree
      4
    • It's because j.k.rowling straight up didn't believe that people that age had sex. I shit you not.
      _Cinn_ 14d
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    • Sacchan 14d
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    • Use magic to make your dick the size of a horse
      4 1
    • Fetus McYEETUS
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    • Yeetus fetus deletus
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    • Wizardry, when they bust a bit they aim that wand up on that and say “accio nut” cuz it works better than trusting it all to run back out onto the sheets
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    • They enchanted the stairs so kids couldn't go visit the other dorm rooms
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    • fetus deletus abortion completus
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    • Alright who has the fitz clip?
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    • Yeetus thine fetus
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    • Fetus Deletus, Aborto Completus
      4 2
    • The first time I heard that joke was I a Fitz csgo video
      Jazz103 14d
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    • Because they were all gay
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    • Harry Potter was showing off his sorcerer’s stones to Hermione in the Chamber of Secrets
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    • Maybe because it’s a kids book series
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    • My boy Harry didn’t kiss a girl until his sixth year. You really think they was fucking?
      jk10296 14d
      3 1
    • At the end of Azkaban I think or during, when it shows the map you can see two sets of foot prints looking like that’s what they’re doing
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    • Fetus deletus abortion completus
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    • Don’t let JK Rowling know about this
      Corziba 14d
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    • There was never a place kids could get together to actually have sex. The teachers could cast charms everywhere they could possibly meet. Like the stairs turning into a slide in the dorm.
      3 13
    • Voldemort is pro-choice. Harry is pro-life. You can’t change my mind because you’re an idiot
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    • Embryo dismembryo
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    • Using magic to animate hentai on paper
      Sprint 14d
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    • You don't have to be a wizard to take a straw and suck the jizz back out of her pussy
      4 1
    • Boys physically couldn’t walk to the females sleeping quarters
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    • I love how JK Rowling just made it so they couldnt get to each others bedrooms like that will actually stop teens
      3 2
    • Think about it, its a boarding school, they all love there and theres no cameras, they was fuckin just noone talked about it
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    • There actually are kids getting caught in the back seat of a car in the movies. It isn’t clear but yeah, they were gonna have sex.
      3 2
    • 50 points from Griffyndor and Harry please stop doing abortions
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    • Because everyone wants a piece of Hagrid's meaty cheeks but he's taken so
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    • For real tho I’d have totally been up in some witch guts
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    • Fetus deletus hippity b, I don’t have a medical degree
      4 2
    • 95% of females telling jokes or stories for humor’s sake is either a direct vagina joke or disguised vagina joke. This same story in other words is “Why didn’t anybody push a baby out their vagina at Hogwarts?”
      4 1
    • Erecto protecto
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    • Of course maybe because JK Rowling decided against including that in her book series aimed towards young readers
      Rulford 14d
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    • I choked on my icecream
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    • Man they are digging up really old memes and featuring them lately
      3
    • Because Hogwarts is middle school and high school and it isn’t normal for 11 year olds to have sex
      3 4
    • Just shove a wand up there and stir things up
      3
    • Really though, Hogwarts wasn't explored like it should have been. A pregnancy would have def happened. Malfoy was basically a school shooter that didn't shoot til the final end. Hogwarts could have had a greater comment on modern schooling systems.
      takm 14d
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    • Fetus deletus hippity be, I don't have a medical degree!
      3
    • Facts, I feel like sex and what not would run rampant at a place like that.
      3 1
    • You mean unprotected holcus pokus
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    • In sex Ed they learned abortion spells.
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