Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
MarkDuval MarkDuval
27 sep 2020
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
JoeyjoejoeShabadooo JoeyjoejoeShabadooo
22 jan 2021
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour.
at's Relativity."
Albert Einstein
L0s3RS
16 oct 2020
iPu jour hand on a hot st dvetor aminute, and it seems like an hour. at's Relativity." Albert Einstein
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
envyhunter
23 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
Man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempt.
Joshua Serlinger and Yoonjung Seo, CNN Updated 1122 GMT (1922 HKT) April 23, 2018
Success)
Foxy123 Foxy123
12 mar
Man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempt. Joshua Serlinger and Yoonjung Seo, CNN Updated 1122 GMT (1922 HKT) April 23, 2018 Success)
Redditors watching Big Hero 6 for the first time
WHERE
ARE THEY?!
Redditors watching Big Hero 6 for the first time WHERE ARE THEY?!
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse
until it gets featured
spinnychair spinnychair
23 sep 2020
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse until it gets featured
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
highestvibes highestvibes
27 sep 2020
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
I don't care what other people think.
enjoy my life with my own rules!
purescotoplanes purescotoplanes
3 jun
I don't care what other people think. enjoy my life with my own rules!
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
me driving 15 mph in a blizzard while some yee yee truck rides my ass
me driving 15 mph in a blizzard while some yee yee truck rides my ass
GIRLS WITH GUNS
'Add bacon and this would be the internet's favorite picture.
Whata_ass Whata_ass
10 dec 2020
GIRLS WITH GUNS 'Add bacon and this would be the internet's favorite picture.
When your cat be actin up across the room
Bathe Bathe
24 sep 2020
When your cat be actin up across the room
I one-time-i-dreamt
The Independent
Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun',
Japan's new environment minister says
W-what?
Bi treocseasona
Let the man speak
I one-time-i-dreamt The Independent Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun', Japan's new environment minister says W-what? Bi treocseasona Let the man speak
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED
ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
27 sep 2020
I DROPPED MY DOG OFF TO BE GROOMED ENDED UP BRINGING HOME JOE DIRT