• My of painted bluebonnet flowers on my
AK74 and that makes my gf better than
yours - My gf painted bluebonnet flowers on my AK74 and that makes my gf better than yours
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    • No bluebonnet painting, ak47 loving gf, why live
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    • As I walk through yet another destroyed house, I pause briefly when I notice a charred corpse. Its clutching a rifle that's been painted with blue flowers. The corpse is coddling it with both arms, as if it were a lover. I wonder for a moment, before a distant noise sends me on my way with haste.
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    • The only better thing would be to have all the furniture match. Also you lucky lucky man
      MRtigums 4 sep
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    • I dont have either of those
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    • My girlfriend painted my magazines
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    • My girlfriend has bodoinkers though
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    • No ak painting gf why live
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    • mine would.. if I had a 74 🧐
      econoon 4 sep
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    • Its nice, but no. My wife bought me a 1911.
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    • Painted flowers offer no tactical advantage
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    • But can your gf run doom??
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    • My girlfriend could beat up your girlfriend
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    • TEXAS
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    • Someone's obviously a gardener in a war
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    • Jokes on you, I don't have either.
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    • My wife owns more guns than me so I’m technically her wife
      Lampoon 5 sep
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    • Well my girlfriend made me 3 hoodies kiss my ass
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    • Haha I don’t have a girlfriend 😃🙁😭
      dankk 5 sep
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    • tfw no gf, tfw no ak74. Time to noon myself.
      Henotes 5 sep
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    • Why tf are you holding it up by the scope?
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    • Is that a fucking scope
      _Kiwi 5 sep
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    • You made my gf feel bad. Take it back.
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    • Y'all I moved to Washington from Texas and I miss Bluebonnets, Mockingbirds, and Grackles so much I never knew it was possible
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    • Now they need rounds that have those flower seeds in them.
      JennWoo 5 sep
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    • You got a gf and an ak74, lucky bastard.
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    • Mine just cheats and hits me
      Xoar 6 sep
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    • Marry her already
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    • My bf dumped me cause of long distance days after saying he wanted to marry me, can I get an F in the chat
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    • Audi_R8 6 sep
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    • You better knock her up right the fuck now
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    • don’t give af
      Dat_Dude 5 sep
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    • Yeah later on when you're capping homies in the second American civil war you'll remember your beloved who you either had to leave behind, was nooned in the cross fire, or if fighting alongside you
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    • Ok that goes hard af
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    • Mine married me, is 5'4, is flat chested, is a curly haired burnette,and had a baby with me. Beat that.
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    • Keep your rifle by your side.
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    • Tfw no bf to paint flowers on his guns
      Pastell 5 sep
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    • Yea it's cool but it's 5.45 39mm not the Chad 7.62
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    • Nope my gf saved my life once
      Oniii 5 sep
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    • That's fucking great, one time I left my girlfriend alone for like 30 seconds while I went to make a sandwich and she started looking at my guns and saw my m27 iar and said "this is for commies at medium range" looks across the room to the sawed off mossberg " this is for commies at short range"
      MistahD 6 sep
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    • Got the rare ak skin
      blaa89 6 sep
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    • Dudes got an ak47 and a girlfriend no fair
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    • What gf? Lol
      Lesbians 5 sep
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    • Me not having a girlfriend:
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    • FALSE, the fact that she is dating an AK guy tells me everything i need to know........better luck next time COMMIE
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    • My gf smashes a ton of dudes even though shes tired from work. Shes a stripper:( That makes her better than your gf... wait wtf did i just say?
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    • I feel as though they're Texan... Not even because of relatively lax gun laws, but because of the bluebonnets (state flower of Texas). Like, I can't think of the last time someone brought up bluebonnets, if ever at all, outside of living there. Anyone outside of Texas feel that?
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    • Oh yeah? well my girlfriend made me a scarf for my birthday so ha!
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    • Thats actually really pretty
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    • +10 nature damage
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    • Waiting for the dumbasses who don’t think and AK74 is a real gun
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    • Please paint a little cowboy hat on the scope?(:
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    • It’s a nice gun, I’ll give you that. But the painting gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
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    • Better a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war
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    • Jokes on you I dont have one
      Guy201 5 sep
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    • I bet its texas. thats the only fuck who would want a blue bonnet on their rifle
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    • Of course its the Blue Bonnet, the Texas state flower
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    • Well your mom planted tulips on my magnum dong
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    • Is this a reference to something or just personal significance? Or just making it look nice
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    • Don’t. Hold. The. Gun. By. The. Scope. I. Hate. You.
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    • kanep0e 5 sep
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    • Straight beautiful 😍
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    • AK-47 Texas edition
      jibjab 5 sep
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    • That’s Texan as fuck
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    • Paint some cum on her tits for us, will ya?
      AutsBruh 8 sep
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    • You’re goddamn right she is
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    • +2 initiative
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    • Whats the difference between an Ak-47 and an Ak-74
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    • That's so cute you call your hand your girlfriend, are guys going steady?
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    • Jokes on you I’m lonely
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    • Texas State Flower !
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    • Erm2001 6 sep
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    • She did really good.
      Tyrdrop 6 sep
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    • Why is there such a discourse between ak and ar
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    • Well mines a guy so
      Poland 5 sep
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    • Imagine being a fed going to no knock a house and you get fucking domed by a flowery ak
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    • Tex Uhs, fuck yeah!
      BigTex12 5 sep
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    • You lucky bastard
      IRAGUY 4 sep
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    • My gf painted fuk u on my rpg why because fuk u and ur girlfriend!!!!!
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    • Any girl is better than mine cause I don't even have a girl
      DanlorD 6 sep
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    • That's awesome
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    • Seriously where do you find either of these? Like a gf and an ak
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    • She’s a keeper
      alexmig 6 sep
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    • She can’t be better than something that doesn’t exist HA...
      _Deadz_ 6 sep
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    • A girlfriend will always be better than no girlfriend at all
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    • audiobo 5 sep
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    • Yeah well my gf is a boy
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    • That’s gotta give you like +15% accuracy
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    • That’s no AK that’s a GOD ROLL GNAWING HUNGER
      PunkAss 5 sep
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    • Peace love and fuck ya
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    • Texas state flower, bet you live in Texas
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    • Texas
      _Richard 7 sep
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    • Considering I dont have a girlfriend nor a gun, I'd say you're better than me in general
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    • But I no has gf 😔
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    • If that ain't Texan idk what is
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