• my little brother came into my room last
night to tell me that he was gonna sew a
stack of my mom's saltine crackers together
through the little holes and then left again
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i ended up distracting my parents so he
could put the crackers back in the little
sleeve like hed only taken one from the top.
i dont know if anybodys found them yet but
i talked to him about it later and it turns out
that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the
ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes wintermutal Follow
it has been three days and my mom has still
not discovered the sewed together cracker
stack in the box in the cupboard
I'm DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers
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    • The end is what got me. Here i am suspecting some whimsical, wizard of a 6 year old, and it turns out its just some shit disturbing, retard of a 19 year old.
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    • I assumed he was fuckin 7 dude
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    • Shoulda made em into like a blanket
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    • I recently discovered that I seek disapproval for some reason. It’s weird but I get joy from it.
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    • Snack necklace
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    • Can I delete my account? Any help would be appreciated.
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    • They're just threaded together, this is a low tier prank.
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    • At that point he’s just your younger brother not little. Little makes him seem like he’s 9
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    • CTC_and_DCF this is something I would do, and/or one of our future kids because they learned this from me .-.
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    • I love all of this
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    • Perish
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    • People get confused about my little brother’s age too. I have two little brothers so I call the youngest one my baby brother. But he’s 21 years old.
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    • I have the feeling this guy is an engineering student
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    • Just pick one major. You don't need to have three degrees to be successful lol.
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    • i really thought dude was gonna be fuckin nine years old
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    • Chaotic neutral😂
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    • My man knows how to sew though, shit isn’t going anywhere, I gotta learn how to sew more tightly like that
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    • I call my younger brother my little brother cuz thats how I view him and have always called him. Like big brother, doesnt mean hes government or fat lol
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    • This is actually a sign of a high IQ. Causing problems on purpose, that is.
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    • He’s just super smart and bored. When we get bored we come up with something creative to do either constructive or destructive or both. If it causes a laugh even better.
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    • I want to know what happened... I need to know her reaction now!
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    • Isn’t it about time to get your own place
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    • My little brother turns 19 this month and he is still my baby brother
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    • However many holes there are, that's how many lengths of thread you use. Stack them one by one until all are threaded. Tie the ends up snug and re-sleeve. Genius 🤣🤣🤣
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    • If you’re 1 year older than your brother how about you stop calling him little brother?
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    • Why are you both still living with your parents
      Will124 3 jul
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    • Yeah sounds like me
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    • He sounds useless
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    • sounds like the type of person I want to be my best friend tbh
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    • If your majoring in 3 seperate subjects, you're probably gonna be buried in student debt.
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    • Next level petty, nice
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    • Is this in Australia
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    • “I have no idea how he accomplished this”. Ummmm probably with a needle are you retarded it’s not hard to figure out
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    • Serious corvid behaviour
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    • I like how he thinks.
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    • You dont know how he accomplished this? Or just dont know how to put string throw holes?
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    • How did he even do that
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    • Funny. At first I thought it was gonna be a kid and find enjoyment in their enjoyment. Now I just think a loser did this
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    • "Majors in 3 subjects at uni" this is unlikely true and irrelevant to your story
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    • Impressive
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    • Can't stop picturing a 7 yo boy
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    • This is who I imagined
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    • Yeah I’m not reading all that
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    • HE'S 19?!?!... nice move!
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    • I did that as a kid but only got like 6 crackers, twas hard to eat the middle part
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    • What is "my mom called me annoying, so I sewed her saltines together." Phrases you Never Thought You'd Hear for $200
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    • in uni
      noiser 2 jul
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    • Saltines got fuckin holes in em. He just put thread through the fuckin holes and tied em together.
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    • I read this whole post, i want the last 2 mins of my life back plz.
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    • Plz stop
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    • I like him
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    • 3 majors? Jesus bro
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    • The last part is the best part. 🤣
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    • He’s Dyonisus
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    • Majoring in three things: Hispanic studies, Spanish, and Portuguese... Probably...
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    • Sounds like he’s on his way to be a politician or a cop
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    • Your brother is a chaotic being. This is just the beginning.
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    • I was impressed because I thought it was like a 6 year old
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    • So
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    • Nobody really just eats saltines. It's gonna be a while before anyone notices
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    • So he’s a genius he’s also just an asshole. Those are my favorite people
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    • “He also likes to cause problems on purpose” now THAT is a well written character trait.
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    • Why not just say brother? Its just a year difference & he’s not little so it’d be “younger brother” if you feel like it’s necessary to say
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    • I disapprove
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    • you can put a brain into a man and he will still act like a man 😂😂
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    • My gf goes to uni
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    • Good
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    • A triple major? Sounds like hell
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    • I still want to hear about the parents figuring this out....
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    • No one majors in three subjects wtf. That’s called exploring
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    • I'm so proud
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    • And when the mom finds then she will know exactly who did it.
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    • this is the pre-evolution form of cracker crochet
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    • Your brother is based
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    • That kid is massively high functioning autistic
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    • He’s def on adderal
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    • “My mom called me annoying so I proved her right” power move
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    • Talk to the hand
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    • Should have not mark a nigga lifestyle and kept hating and got rich asser than hell. Off of!? Scarface voice. ME THATS WHO!
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    • Run. Run. Run.
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    • Hurry up and settle. Lol
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    • Morgan and Morgan for tha peeps
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    • Fiddle $2 stacks. Lol
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    • ok
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    • That sounds like quite the Minor Inconvenience
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    • His brother is loki lol
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    • Why would you have 3 different majors
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