my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
QueenElizabeth123 QueenElizabeth123
21 sep 2020
my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
Lord_Of_Soup Lord_Of_Soup
16 jun
New York Land Lords be like : that 'Il be 2000 dollars
How your girl sees you when you play video games all day
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
23 oct 2020
How your girl sees you when you play video games all day
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief - enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief
Molt Molt
22 sep 2020
enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief - enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students
lauren
just replied wi this
It's a no from me.
kissYu kissYu
17 nov 2020
my boyfriend is a teacher and he emailed his class the work they need to be getting on with while they're all self- isolating for the next two weeks and one of his students lauren just replied wi this It's a no from me.
when you carry a subcompact 380 and someones robbing the 711
not so fast crackhead-
MinnesotaWild MinnesotaWild
15 dec 2020
when you carry a subcompact 380 and someones robbing the 711 not so fast crackhead-
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
AFloridian AFloridian
9 feb
"Let's take another one, I don't like this picture"
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU
ea
WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
PsychoBilly46 PsychoBilly46
30 oct 2020
WILL FIND THE CENTER IN YOU ea WILL CHEW IT UP AND LEAVE
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them
Me:
Krayt Krayt
27 sep 2020
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them Me:
Cheese has holes.
More cheese = more holes
More holes = less cheese
More cheese = less cheese
Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese
his profile picture.
stuffIfindFunny stuffIfindFunny
23 sep 2020
his profile picture.
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff
\Wars
yeahjthis) is fucking terrible
y, a
FORCE AWAKENS
\ \
Drop it
VultureDroid VultureDroid
29 sep 2020
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff \Wars yeahjthis) is fucking terrible y, a FORCE AWAKENS \ \ Drop it
if you ever feel like shit, just remember
Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3
Courtenay
wow, what the fuck
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
16 nov 2020
if you ever feel like shit, just remember Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3 Courtenay wow, what the fuck
@omochi_nam0O1
Translated from Japanese by Google
mutual affection
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
27 sep 2020
@omochi_nam0O1 Translated from Japanese by Google mutual affection
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you
Toxic relationships be like
ifemmm
25 sep 2020
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you Toxic relationships be like