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    • Mafia: *heavy breathing*
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    • Most Americans don't have a family tree; they have a Cactus tree because their families are full of pricks.
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    • I sexually identify myself as a bedspread. Every since I was little the only thing I could dream of discovering a bad and spreading all over it. I always receive negative criticism from others saying that its stupid and impossible to be a bedspread. But I will always know what I truly am
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    • Bruh, u always post the funniest shit 😂
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    • *reads manual* Manual: "Sacrifice child before taking seat belt off it" Me: "oh."
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    • Tell a man there are 400 billions stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell the same man that a bench has wet paint on it and he has to touch it.
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    • Titanic *heavy sinking*
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    • Yesterday was the 15th birthday of the Paper Mario franchise, and not a single feature about it...sad...
      YAMCENTERAL_2014 12 aug 2015
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    • Now it's my chance for top comment! Now let's see uhh... Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest!
      Franc 12 aug 2015
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    • The poster keeps removing the top comments. I actually freaking had the sweet glory of top comment for a good .0000000001 seconds
      FuckGirlz_2014 12 aug 2015
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    • Is no one else wondering why it's not attached to the vehicle
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    • I will drop out of the race if this gets top comment.
      DonaIdJTrump_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • ╭☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ͡ ͡°)╭☞ \ . .\ \ \ / ╰u╯\ Devious can suck deez nuts
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    • When I was little I used to think that if I pulled it, a giant anchor was gonna come outta the seat and stop the car...so I never dared to press it
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    • My cousin thought it would drop an anchor on her when we were like 4 😂
      Canadlery_2015 12 aug 2015
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    • When I was little I thought if you pushed it it would release an anchor and the car would stop
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    • Top comment is such a big deal to most of us, (people like myself) because we haven't even had a Feature yet. People say "you have to walk before you can run" so for us, getting Top comment is like our first time walking. Proving we can do more than just crawl. It gives us hope of one day running!!
      Larry_Byrd_2017 12 aug 2015
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    • They all fucking look like that
      Merldawg 12 aug 2015
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    • Donald Trump paid for 9/11
      Plows 12 aug 2015
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    • stop deleting the fucking commentd
      kyle_haus_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • Error 404: TC not found
      Orange__Crush 12 aug 2015
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    • As a strawberry, i approve of this top comment
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    • Anchors aweigh mother fucker
      Culs 12 aug 2015
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    • I never knew what that button did. It doesn't ever do anything when I presses it so I would always try to push it on a sneak attack and see if it would de anything but then I realized that it might have meant that I just killed a baby somewhere in Africa....
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    • It may be dumb, but its also stupid
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    • 10 likes and I'll fuck Hillary Clinton!
      DonaIdJTrump_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • "You comin down with me noon" - da anchor
      cheesepooper_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • BY THE POWER OF THE 7 DRAGONBALLS! I summon shenru to give me top comment
      PotatoBar_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • Like everything! He can't delete them all!!
      PremiumShitposts 12 aug 2015
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    • lol, I used to think the same thing...except I was the child
      CokeBunni 12 aug 2015
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    • Tie your child to an anchor and feed him to poseidon
      robcan_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • Maybe you just throw the anchor over the back of the seat to make the car seat stay lol
      LadyPyro 12 aug 2015
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    • What it's like to be the middle child
      yourma99_2015 12 aug 2015
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    • What is the intention then...
      kenzima_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • I swear I will like this comment ....................... Well you swore now you got to like it
      Fruct_2015 12 aug 2015
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    • It's no longer taco Tuesday my dudes!!
      bgowan21_2015 12 aug 2015
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    • The bottom tab looks like a PEN15
      SirCharlesTheDuck 12 aug 2015
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    • Remember that time when you thought it was cool to worship satan..hmm
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    • Hey Devious, you sure are being pretty devious by not letting there be a top comment
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    • 🍌3 likes and I'll deepthroat a banana and post it later🍌
      Devious 12 aug 2015
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    • This will get lost among all the comments so I will say that I have sex with a blanket while watching Teletubbies..
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    • Guys! Like every comment! He can't delete top comment if all of them are top comment!
      GoneDank_2015 12 aug 2015
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    • Here's a question; why the fuck is it out of your car
      ClassicChris 12 aug 2015
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    • They all do
      AGoodFeminist 12 aug 2015
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    • This is literally on like 90% of cars
      RBGT86_2012 12 aug 2015
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    • Breathing: *heavy mafia*
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    • That's nice and all, but why the fuck did you rip it out of your car...
      alligator1779 12 aug 2015
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    • So you ripped the thing out of your car to take a picture
      ZachTJensen 12 aug 2015
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    • It's not that secure if your holding it
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    • I find it ironic that the secure clip isn't secured to the seat
      Mydknight 12 aug 2015
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    • Well sacrificing your firstborn is the first step to ensuring that the gods of transportation keep you and anyone else in your car safe whilst driving.
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    • Babies: *no breathing*
      Oxy_Codone 12 aug 2015
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    • No top comment, what the fuck is going on here
      TurboDiesels 12 aug 2015
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    • I guess no one is getting top. You all can stop, go home!
      Fortunately 12 aug 2015
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    • Yo guys like every comment he can't delete them all 😂 thanks and go have lots of sex with girls
      Rgasmic_2017 12 aug 2015
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    • I've literally seen at least 7 comments that were way better than the current top comment and much more worthy of likes. But got ignored/lost on the battle for top comment. It's a depressing moment on iFunny when something like this happens.
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      Taken4Good_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • If this gets top comment I will sacrifice Bruce Jenner to Cthulhu.
      _Kry__2016 12 aug 2015
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    • How to get top comment: Make a long paragraph on how to get top comment and pray you get top comment
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    • What kind of Gaylord deletes top comment?
      Saoc 12 aug 2015
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    • The battle for top comment is brutal af
      Taken4Good_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • For extra fun... throw anchor out of car and off of bridge.
      freshtee_2017 12 aug 2015
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    • It's my 16th birthday today!!! And I'm 500 miles from my closest friend😔 make TC my present☺️💕💕🎉🎂
      _HumorHub__2014 12 aug 2015
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    • If I get top comment I will sacrifice my child to Chtulhu.
      _Kry__2016 12 aug 2015
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    • It's wednsday my du- SHUT THE FUCK UP
      c_R_e_A_m__2014 12 aug 2015
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    • Guys I'm top comment with 0 likes how do you feel about that?!
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    • Something funny
      lauren123038_2015 12 aug 2015
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    • Start liking every comment he can't delete them all!!!
      66duffman_2014 12 aug 2015
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    • I just farted and it felt like a fucking volcano
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    • As a kid I always saw that with the anchor and thought if I was bad my parents would click some button in the car and an anchor will drop behind me and they would just leave me
      SELLMyBody_2017 12 aug 2015
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    • Guys there was just a top comment
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    • Wich shitty top comment is hoing ti get deleted by devious noon
      Cephei_2017 12 aug 2015
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    • This will not be top comment
      Cody4801 12 aug 2015
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    • At this point, 4likes can get you top comment.
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    • The race for top comment has begun...
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    • What's cuter than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suite.
      66duffman_2014 12 aug 2015
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      WtfTheLorax_2016 12 aug 2015
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    • Read the authors name then realize he is being (authors name) by not letting there be a top comment..
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    • Wait... So is there no chance for top comment ... Or nah
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    • One does not simply get top comment so fast
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    • More concerned that the anchor point is no longer attached to the car.
      Makaze_2013 13 aug 2015
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    • D-does the mafia even make sacrafices?
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    • Plot twist: It actually wants u to sacrifice your child.
      Mini698_2015 12 aug 2015
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    • I attached my son to an anchor. Was I not supposed to?
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    • Mayans: *heavy breathing*
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    • I was always scared to pull those tabs cuz i though an anchor would pop out of the seat
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    • For something thats secure... how the hell did it end up on your hand xD
      SuicideVampire 12 aug 2015
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    • Obelius
      In case of emergency, sacrifice your first born so that you may escape. Simply attach to rusty anchor and flee on foot
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    • Tired of your baby crying during the night? Tape its mouth shut before you go to bed
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    • Step one: put your baby on a sled. Step two: tie anchor to end of rope step three: tie rope to sled and get on a boat. Step four: throw the anchor overboard and sacrifice your child to the deep sea. And sharks and stuff that might eat it.
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    • Not really..?
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    • If i get top comment then I'll get top comment
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    • So did you sacrifice your baby?
      Fresh_Chowmein 12 aug 2015
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    • Anyone notice that prius
      nhraman76_2017 12 aug 2015
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    • I wish I wasn't as thirsty as this comment section
      Rgasmic_2017 12 aug 2015
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    • Whoever gets top comment has a small penis
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    • Top comments getting deleted makes me a Saad Maan
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    • The kid became the Titanic's anchor... I now sit at the bottom of the ocean... Alone...
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