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time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are
moving into Hell and the rate at which they are
which is
unlikely. I think that we can
safely assume
once a
soul gets to Hell, it wll not leave.Therefore, no souls
leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets.
look atthe different religions that exist in
the world today.
"Most ofthese religions state that if you are not a
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than one
of these religions and since
people do not belong
to more
than one
religion, we can project that ll souls goto
Hell. With birth and death rates as
they are, we can expect
the number of
souls in
Hell to increase
exponentially. Now,
look atthe rate of
change ofthe volume in
Hell because:
Boyle's Law states that in
order for the temperature and
pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to
'expand proportionately as
souls are
"This gives two possibil
"1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hel, then the temperature and pressure
Hell will increase until al Hell breaks loose.
"a, If Hells expanding at a rato faster than the increase
souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.
"So which sit?
"If we accept the postulate given to me
by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, 'It will be a
cold day in
Hell before
sleep with you,' and take into account
the fact that I slept
with her lastnight, then number two must
be true, and thus
Tam sure
that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen
The corollary of this theory is
that since
Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinet-leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a
divine being. Which
explains why, last night, Teresa Kept shouting 'Oh my
Students answer to the question "Does hell put
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