ME SLIPING ON ICE
MY DOG
skyla08 skyla08
26 sep 2020
ME SLIPING ON ICE MY DOG
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot"
The food:
MrRogersOFFICIAL MrRogersOFFICIAL
5 mar
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot" The food:
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
mamaHen mamaHen
10 oct 2020
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco
Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT
Taco Bell
Don't threaten me with a good time
SturdyTree SturdyTree
8 oct 2020
Florida woman arrested for slapping boyfriend in the face with a taco Posted on May 17, 2019, 41 EDT Taco Bell Don't threaten me with a good time
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
coughing coughing
20 jan 2021
they call me ranch cause I be dressing
When she likes watching you eat her
wifey87 wifey87
6 apr
When she likes watching you eat her
some cute puppy content for ya - some cute puppy content for ya 💜
corrupte_d corrupte_d
25 sep 2020
some cute puppy content for ya - some cute puppy content for ya 💜
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind.
Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind. Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby'
SS
Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
Imagine breaking into a house, getting
shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
NoSpace NoSpace
5 dec 2020
1-year-ola Alabamian snoots nome intruder, mocks him for 'crying like a little baby' SS Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Imagine breaking into a house, getting shot by a kid and then he fortnite dances over your dying body
Raise your hand if you're
seriously impressed you're still alive
bigirish66 bigirish66
3 jun
Raise your hand if you're seriously impressed you're still alive
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor
1upcube 1upcube
26 sep 2020
Fortuneteller baba knew about frieza, cell, and main buu and said nothing Ge Sf }
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
bolte bolte
26 sep 2020
let's get some likes for this good pupper - let's get some likes for this good pupper
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
Sukhoi Sukhoi
23 sep 2020
If that baby cried like that during 1940's people would run to their bunkers
Me: *wanting to get on playground*
Random kid out of nowhere:
Random kid
SLIMJESUS2 SLIMJESUS2
10d
Me: *wanting to get on playground* Random kid out of nowhere: Random kid
If you want your dog to take a pill:
1. Get a piece of cheese
2. Eat the cheese for energy
3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
Belluh Belluh
25 sep 2020
If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso
Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario
Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo.
After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
14 dec 2020
Image Wikipedia I JohnnyRRusso Super Mario is named after real-life businessman Mario Segale, who was renting out a warehouse to Nintendo. After Nintendo fell far behind on rent, Segale did not evict them but gave them a second chance to come up with the money. Nintendo succeeded and named their main character after him.
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet
Me realising I'dals
get house a family
another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
jajsjsjdj
23 sep 2020
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet Me realising I'dals get house a family another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
When reactor is about to meltdown but you want to finish your tasks
cavemonkey170 cavemonkey170
25 sep 2020
When reactor is about to meltdown but you want to finish your tasks