• Me: slaps a hoe with my dick
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    • Has anyone ever cock slapped a girl before? Because I did once and she didn’t find it funny it pissed her off and ultimately led to the downfall of our relationship. I still think about the cock slap at least once a day
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    • Congrats u made snot come out my nose
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    • The kid standing next to him:
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    • The store manager when they hear this getting explained over the radio:
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    • You:
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      sneerber 2 aug
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    • Surprised it didn't spell it as "ho" since everyone uses "hoe" wrong
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    • Got a good exhale of air to pass through my nostrils
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    • Lavender body wash, makes my pores tingle
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    • Just throwing this out there since this is the absolute only time I've seen the word used correctly
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    • That took me wayyy too long to get lol.
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    • Lavender body wash make my pores tingle
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    • Haven't had a good laugh like that in awhile
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    • Lavender bodywash makes MY PORES TINGLE!
      Crzy_A 31 jul
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    • My friend Richard:
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    • I’m laughing waaaaay more than I should
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    • Lavender body wash make my SKIN tingle 😤
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    • My dick just went inside me
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    • Ice Cube's angry face looks like the warp effect in photoshop
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    • Body wash makes my pores tingle!
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    • This is the best one yet
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    • Okay: slightly offended at first, than laughed outloud at work....quit staring, people!!!!!!
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    • He really has a good the fuck you doing look
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    • “I like your cut g”
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    • Say what now
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    • Yo dude what the fuck
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    • Lawn and garden, line 1. Lawn and garden line 1.
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    • Its Walmart no one will judge you
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    • The old lady that was holding the hoe to buy it:
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    • This made milk come out my dicks nose.
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    • that would get you banned from there
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    • I've done this before. You can slap it but DEFINITELY don't rub it. Fuck!
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    • Happys anal
      Eddgould 31 jul
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    • Eddgould 31 jul
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    • Funny shit is I'm at the home depot garden section lmao
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    • Oh no, that's where I work, please no
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    • BrevonNe 3 aug
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    • I cock slap my girl in the face every time she does the suction and we even have videos of it in slo mo
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    • Probably the best face to portray this reaction to seeing this in real life.....i had to come back to the feature and laugh some more...
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    • Why does he always look like he smells shit?
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    • Poof Penis gone
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    • It says HOE not HO, so spoiler alert
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    • Idk why but I love ice cubes facial reactions
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    • heh
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    • Ha, sword fight!
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      Autauga 31 jul
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    • Can anyone chat me who can give me some girl advice ? Thanks
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    • Thats not even funny. Feature team wyd
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    • You stretched it too far it’s not really funny
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    • These are getting a lil specific
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    • Imsorry12 31 jul
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    • this wasnt funny
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    • 3/10 - Dick was mentioned
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    • The girl
      Gonnacry 3 aug
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    • How else do you pick out the right hoe?
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    • This would be normal in walmart
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    • This actually made me laugh
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    • Jockin’ the bitches, slappin’ the hoes
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    • Walmart Hoes
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    • LAVENDER BODY WASH MAKES MY PORES TINGLE
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    • Home Depot is superior
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    • Hobknocker.
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    • When i finally pull out of the bitch. Everybody else at the vet
      Zixias 2 aug
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    • Slap a hoe? No no, slap a dirt bag
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    • You've been fuckin my daughter
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    • Slaps a bitch with my dick, everyone else at the dog shelter:
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    • You all better duck because I’m about to turn left and I don’t want to smack any of you with my dick
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    • Whats the name of this meme format like how tf I search this
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    • Well if I was there I would say “beat it like you mean it pussy!”
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    • That can go two ways
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    • Ahhh so that's why cat in the hat liked em so much...
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    • To me I’m mad because of the face he making
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    • "Dirty hoe!"
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