A day that will live in infamy.
On May 6, at approximately 3pm, this account was
savagely and deliberately meme attacked by the
Godless mastermind known as SimpIe_Atheist. I
assure my subs that such displays of aggression
will not be left unchecked. This proﬁle has a
heritage and tradition that I do not mean to let die
by the hands of an attacker. We have never lost a
meme war; and I swear to you, we never will.
I cannot promise there will not be casualties. Butl
can promise that we will not go silently into the
night. We will defeat our Godless adversaries and
in the meantime send a message, no, a promise,
to all others that may want to meme attack us.
We will ﬁght back.
War is upon us.