Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it! - Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it!
ThatOneKid21 ThatOneKid21
27 sep 2020
Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it! - Made this for my brother. Hope he likes it!
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
StirringThePot StirringThePot
12 mar
Me stuck behind an asshole at the gas station buying $23 of different lottery tickets
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5 J4P4N3S3_C4R700N5
13 jan 2021
Vie when i show my mom picture and she starts swiping
er: wow wnere Id
Him: wow where did he learn how to do that
CA
OnenoonSpiderMan OnenoonSpiderMan
17 mar
er: wow wnere Id Him: wow where did he learn how to do that CA
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
@omochi_nam0O1
Translated from Japanese by Google
mutual affection
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
27 sep 2020
@omochi_nam0O1 Translated from Japanese by Google mutual affection
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp.
ty
DarthBoner DarthBoner
6 may
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp. ty
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar
When sit on my balls by accident
When sit on my balls by accident
Hell Brother....
Hell Brother....
le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
"Lunch tastes so good today"
"What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
"Lunch tastes so good today" "What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
Wishing I was a professor!
Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework
Send a pic and I'll help you I
Of the homework...
catsomemeslist catsomemeslist
28 may
Wishing I was a professor! Hey professor I'm having a hard time with tonights homework Send a pic and I'll help you I Of the homework...
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine