low many women with PMS does it take to screw in a ight bulb? )ne. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes )NE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW 0 change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb s BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the lark forTHREE DAYS before they ﬁgured it OUT. And )nce they ﬁgured it out they wouldn't be able to ﬁnd he light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the 3AME CUPBOARD for the past SB/ENTEEN YEARS. But f they did, by some miracle, actually ﬁnd the light )ulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged rom two rooms over to stand on to change the §TUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS GAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEEI' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS ...what was the question again?