LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS
PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
Wailordsaysyouaregay Wailordsaysyouaregay
24 sep 2020
LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history
The dog at the party
Rank Rank
26 sep 2020
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history The dog at the party
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake!!!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A Milkshake!!!
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER
Fear will keep them in line.
Where_are_we Where_are_we
19 mar
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER Fear will keep them in line.
When your younger brother grows bigger than you
@mexmemez
When your younger brother grows bigger than you @mexmemez
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls?
down
TheAwkward1 TheAwkward1
16 dec 2020
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls? down
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your
Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Sarcasthole Sarcasthole
31 mar
90% Your Job As A Dad Is To Stare At Your Kids Like This Until They Act Right
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot.
The plot:
Death_Row Death_Row
26 sep 2020
Im going to watch WandaVision because of the plot. The plot:
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
TLOU2ISAMAZING TLOU2ISAMAZING
27 jan 2021
When you're waiting on the loading screen for 10 minutes and realise itSays "press any button to continue*
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it
FIRMLY GRASP IT
TheSpongyKrab TheSpongyKrab
25 sep 2020
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it FIRMLY GRASP IT
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
10 oct 2020
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
Punish the deed and not the breed
Yo*:
Miy
The ONN thing "thing Lve
EVER "act
Was CANCER, and
WON!
SnowflakeTheArcticFox SnowflakeTheArcticFox
26 sep 2020
Punish the deed and not the breed Yo*: Miy The ONN thing "thing Lve EVER "act Was CANCER, and WON!