Le me and my 2 other friends driving home
from graduation, so happy that we were
When suddenly cop shines his lutes at me
driving, so we pull over and she comes to
She tried to give us a ticket but we begged
her not to and she made a deal with us..we
The deal was if our 3 penises together
reach one meter the. She wil let us go!
I go first(bob)..50 centimeters, halfway
Next friend goes(Tim)..49 centimeters,
only need one more!
Last friend goes(bill)..one centimeter, yess
so she let us go!
So we're goin Down The road and I say "if
it wasn't for me then we would have got
Then Tim "if it wasn't for would
have got that ticket too!
Then bill said "bitch please if dick
hadn't been fully erect we wouldn't have