Kona with the new filter. - Kona with the new filter.
oreocrusade oreocrusade
24 sep 2020
Kona with the new filter. - Kona with the new filter.
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
kdot
@just_kdot
if my sleep schedule was a person
PM - - Twitter for iPhone
TommyG_MVP TommyG_MVP
24 sep 2020
kdot @just_kdot if my sleep schedule was a person PM - - Twitter for iPhone
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
Watermelon sugar high'
Watermelon sugar high
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Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer
Me: but I don't have any ant...
Mom: we have guests and tumed on some anime for their children on your computer Me: but I don't have any ant...
to tastefullyoffensive
(3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!!
Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed
He's innocent!
ar-anise
UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED
No sympathy for this criminal
to tastefullyoffensive (3) Bug Chungus @lemurrama @ FC!!! Upon opening up the treadmill his crimes were revealed He's innocent! ar-anise UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED No sympathy for this criminal
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
Canine paralysis
The condition in which person is unable to move due to the presence
Of; dog in hisor her lap
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cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 sep 2020
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British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
GONNA
FOR LINK TO ROORLE
quiet_okbuddyostrich quiet_okbuddyostrich
1 oct 2020
GONNA FOR LINK TO ROORLE
Interviewer: sell me this pen
Her:
Gezfunez_X Gezfunez_X
10 nov 2020
Interviewer: sell me this pen Her:
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
Thinking about the bones!
Thinking about the bones!
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...