i hav dog in cup
> iS
yeetis_the_fetus yeetis_the_fetus
22 sep 2020
i hav dog in cup > iS
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
honey honey
26 mar
Me realizing i spent all of spring break playing video games again
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..."
Me: fucking idiot
Forensic Files Narrator: "...and he left a bloody finger print on the door..." Me: fucking idiot
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
GandalfTheBIack GandalfTheBIack
4 dec 2020
earthquakes suck bet your titties were bouncing so much tho... were they? 99@ ahaha im just joking... unless?
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
thicc_tydriansama thicc_tydriansama
15 dec 2020
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger
pup
na
He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger pup na He must pay the price for his betrayal.
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
ikTo Cases COMID-19 JohnRunco @ JohnRunco 5 1 Tweets & replies Media Who to follow My dad only has one The Wall Street Journal es from The Wall Street Journal
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
28 sep 2020
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
I just wanted to take some cute pics in my new bathing suit. And here comes my dad... stealing my spotlight
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
10 sep 2020
I just wanted to take some cute pics in my new bathing suit. And here comes my dad... stealing my spotlight
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
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1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING
AND SOMEONE SAYS
"LETS PRAY"
bennxtt bennxtt
15 feb
WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS "LETS PRAY"
Roses are
red
This doesn't rhyme
MonoSloth MonoSloth
4 jul 2020
Roses are red This doesn't rhyme
Classes in 2020 be like
mt.
Ma
Stap
ifightdikes ifightdikes
11 sep 2020
Classes in 2020 be like mt. Ma Stap