• Introducing: Conflict
Resolution Advisory Council
We will form a unique system called the Conflict
Resolution Advisory Council.
1. We hold a community democratic vote to
appoint three people to the Council. To
eliminate prejudice, we elect one Black man,
one Black woman, and one white woman. Each
person should undergo at least one 45 minute
sensitivity and political training session which
we can help organize.
2. Whenever there is an internal conflict in the
Zone, it will be put to the Council. Both people
will have an opportunity to present their side
of the story to the Council to review.
3. The Council members will decide on a fair
resolution and provide it as advice. Initially the
Council will be advisory only. In the future the
system could evolve to become more mature
with binding resolutions, impositions,
retribution, enforcement, and imprisonment.
The appointed people will hear out and settle any
internal disputes within the Zone. We're not
suggesting that this Council members become
leaders or judges, only referees in case of internal
conflicts.
Edit 1: After receiving feedback about inclusiveness
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    • Truth stranger than fiction
      Akiraan 15 jun
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    • "(preferably disabled)" lmao ha ah hahahahhahah haha I burst out reading that
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    • This is literally beyond parody
      dddone 15 jun
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    • So if I'm homeless I can r@pe people. Check
      CrayonBoi 15 jun
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    • Make the minority disabled child the leader of the board
      Schlatt 15 jun
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    • “to eliminate prejudice, we will exclude only white men”
      ftrbnd 15 jun
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    • Weak men create hard times
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    • So you're saying to apply for a seat at the council I have to r@pe someone?
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    • Notice how once you exclude white people it all goes to shit
      _Wolffe_ 15 jun
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    • >perhaps more mature with rules later >Child between 8-15, preferably disabled
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    • That counsel bout to start looking like the Galactic Republic senate with how many fucking people it has
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    • How long is this dumbass ‘autonomous zone’ shit going to be allowed to go on?
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    • they’re gonna have a 150 seat council with every combination of race, sexuality, and disability
      DankJank 15 jun
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    • Welcome to 2020, where progressives want idpol transhumanist fascism dressed up as statistical egalitarianism and conservatism just wants to return to honest inequality
      nethack45 15 jun
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    • To think all of this happened because of the invention of barbed wire
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    • All I took from this is, this counsel is called CRAC
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    • This is literally the worst timeline
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    • So basically the whole population of the zone is gonna be on the council
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    • They’re really pulling out their calculators to figure out how many minorities they have to hire
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    • Absolutely fucking pathetic. There is no other emotion one could possibly hold for this other than pity. Actual mongoloids.
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    • In order to ensure equality by unequally choosing leaders that dont represent the ethnic and sexual demography
      N00N 15 jun
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    • Imagine being unironically this stupid
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    • Do we start our own hyper libertarian commune and declare war on them?
      NPCvibe 15 jun
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    • Dirty mike and the boys about run that place to the ground 😂
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    • This shit writes itself
      Cloudy 15 jun
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    • They exclude straight white men, but who will they blame when this fails? Straight white men.
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    • lmao they're making half the council rapists
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    • They all qualify as disabled
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    • The white man is no longer safe
      zbaka 15 jun
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    • No way they havent all died by now
      HAV0X 15 jun
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    • imagine being so fucking full of yourself that you doubtlessly write these edits out with 100% seriousness
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    • native American non-male? Just say a native whore you dumb fuck that's all they are in the city.
      canadaian 15 jun
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    • We will make the greatest place on earth where everyone is represented and equity will be out stance! No whites allowed, my state representative is a trans 5 year old kid. I have been put in a murder camp in order to clean ny whiteness because i didnt use a black crayon when writing in my taxes.
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    • Imagine getting judged for your crimes by fifty minorities, a retarded man, and a handful of gays
      Rero_Rero 15 jun
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    • This can’t be real I don’t believe that lol. This is too fuckin much.
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    • they adding children too? damn the reddit kid-diddlers are real
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    • What did we do to deserve this?
      OGLucky 15 jun
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    • I can't find this post on the subreddit, must've been taken down I doubt it's real
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    • This is more exaggerated than satire. How can this be possible? I am beyond confused. These minds are running on 1980’s hardware
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    • 9 fucking edits I’m fucking dying
      Fean 15 jun
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    • "a seat for an additional mixed-race child (preferably disabled)" lmao
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    • Lmfao God this shit is go good
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    • I'm just so annoyed how the state just fucking allowed this to happen
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    • alright i’m mentally preparing myself for this...
      zbaka 15 jun
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    • Lmao its called CRAC
      Topu_Keko 15 jun
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    • Up to 50 percent of their minority council of morality have r@ped someone in the past 12 months
      Elendil 15 jun
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    • all I’m saying is I can smell a genocide brewing somewhere man, if this ain’t it IDK what is.....
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    • "25% of its members must have a violent crime history" This is actual gold, every edit is just "whoops we left out a minority group
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    • I don't think it's possible to make this shit up
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    • I would be dying of laughter if this weren't needlessly hurting people
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    • This is the LGBT version of Sims patch notes
      Mumbles 15 jun
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    • Does anybody have that video of the guy asking all those questions about BLM and Jews and the riots and stuff?
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    • I got my money on the Mongolian.
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    • This can’t be real But I’d love to see them try to find people who check all those boxes in a white af city like Seattle
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    • The idea of an autonomous zone sounded cool at the beginning but this is clearly a shit show already
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    • Someone wipe them out already do everyone a favour
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    • 1. I thought it was anarchist 2. Literally everything is race with them and they even excluded white people which is racist
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    • It's so wrong, it's even comical.
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    • South Park episode
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    • Where the fuck is Raz in all this?
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    • Children have agency? 👀
      IsmaeI 15 jun
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    • They say they’re not seceding but this sounds like they’re trying to form a micro-nation so I have no idea
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    • Uhhh sexual predators shouldn't be allowed in office they don't even deserve rights
      BasedWop 15 jun
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    • Imagine you’re a hardened murderer and you’re sent to some “council” and find the only thing between you and freedom is 4 disabled gay people and some “women”
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    • I’ll never understand why these people want to over complicate things so much
      Artrot_7 15 jun
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    • This is all so pathetic
      Gifs 15 jun
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    • The last paragraph lmao
      Dyatlov 15 jun
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    • How are people this retarded
      ZyclownB 15 jun
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    • This sounds like a hige council
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    • Can someone tldr it for me?
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    • No fucking way
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    • I doubt anyone will follow this shit, plus the councils sounds like it will have no power
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    • Bet you it’s gonna be the same 4 mods that run almost all subreddits
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    • ROFLMFAO so many revisions
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    • "at least 25% have to have a violent criminal record" are yall gonna ignore that
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    • Tell them religious minorities aren’t represented
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    • Lmao Asian wildcard, did they not reread this before they posted it
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    • Can’t tell which is more humorous, 25% must be violent criminals or the fact that the Asians are 12 different ethnic groups put into one seat
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    • Kek’n so hard rn
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    • This isnt real
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    • Stupid dupid woopid yoopid zoopy ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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    • Anyone wanna form a raiding party to raze CHAZ?
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    • What the fuck. I mean I understand how bad Reddit is but this, this is just unreal
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    • It started at 3....
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    • They really kept adding seats for literally any denomination but split 1 seat into 12 for all Asians you can’t make this up
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    • “Except Korean-Americans” lmao
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    • "Hi, I am a gay retard"
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    • As a Native American man I like how I’m viewed as less valuable then trans people
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    • Equality is dead I guess
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    • They literally included everything under the sun except a straight, white man.
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