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    • Ima order some wings rn
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    • I was raised by vegetarians, growing up not knowing why I had so many health problems, I started eating meat as a teenager and never went back, I'm 20 now and my periods are less painful, it's easier to excersize, I'm less dizzy, less depressed, have more energy, etc.
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    • i love meat but im not liking this cuz i hate when someone tells me to like something
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    • I’m going to cum from the sight of that
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    • Well shit, I'm doing that right now.
      GeoScream 14 sep
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    • Well I'm not going to eat a live animal now would I?
      realbro69 14 sep
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    • God I love some rare and medium rare steak, and I hate those people that think medium rare is raw.
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    • I like it cooked
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    • Rip and tear until it’s in my belly
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    • I'm not a vegan or anything, but I rather prefer eating plants than eating the carcass of a dead anima- fuck that. I prefer a cow being shot by a hollow point, from an AR-15 with a 3d printed bump stock, used by a hill billy, then the cow is marinated, and roasted until medium well, then eaten by me
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    • Dead animal flesh is amazing.
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    • fatlax 14 sep
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    • I eat the hell out of some dead animals
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    • The outside looks amazing but the inside is still mooing.
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    • Thx now I wanna eat a good steak
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    • All my homies love animal flesh
      SauI 14 sep
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    • Unpopular Opinion: No cap this is just as bad as annoying vegans
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    • Medium rare is best dont @ me
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    • So I’ve been vegan for a while (about 7 years) and lately I had some trouble with everything biologically. I accidentally ate shrimp This weekend and BOOOOYYY there’s no fucking way... I’m going back. I feel so awake, energized, horn-ie, alert, happy, i can concentrate, (1/2)
      grounghog 14 sep
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    • kanep0e 14 sep
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    • Anti vegans are just as annoying if not more annoying than vegans.
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    • This November I will be voting for Greg Heffly for 2020 president. I agree with his statement that “ I don’t think girls are stinky poos”.
      fat_sal 14 sep
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    • Cooked perfect, but someone forgot to rest the meat so those juices stay in ffs
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    • God damn that’s a good looking steak
      BSArtist 14 sep
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    • Mmmmmmm gimme some wings bro
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    • I mean cook that shit a little more damn but otherwise hell yeah brother
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    • I don't like red meat but not because I'm vegan; I just don't like red meat.
      Erugonn 14 sep
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    • I still remember at work this one vegan coworker was trying to convert me so i ordered a huge ass pizza with as much meat as i possible could and shared it with anyone that asked for some. The office smelled of meat for at least 2 days.
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    • I would eat steak for every fuckin meal if unfreezing meat wasn't such a bitch.
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    • I was just eating salmon and shrimp with rice and sauce. Bring it vegans.
      ECHO5ECHO 14 sep
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    • For a meme in collective having 500+ comments, you can tell war gas taken place between the omnivores and cabbage fuckers
      joejoey98 14 sep
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    • Im cooking a mf porterhouse rn actually
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    • I prefer human flesh
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    • Looks almost perfect, i like a crispier thick crust
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    • Personally I love my steak medium rare with garlic butter mashed potatoes and grilled onions on top
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    • Red steak is to chewy for me
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    • Hellz yeah
      hujlloppo 14 sep
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    • Medium well gang
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    • That shit is nasty, why eat animals when you can eat civilized beings?
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    • Sauce?
      TigDaNig 14 sep
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    • I'd like mine cooked just a bit more but, YEAH!! 😁
      missnay 14 sep
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    • Where's the funny?
      Faulk 14 sep
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    • Just got a new bbq, big fuck off awesome thing, need to get a big dirty slab of dead animal on that asap
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    • boutta shoot a rabbit with an rpg
      MrTrippee 15 sep
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    • Mouth watering
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    • I sure as hell do too it’s already dead ......vegans!!
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    • One time a friend tried their steak as rare as I eat mine and he threw up
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    • Vegans
      Shmeaters 14 sep
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    • I love my meat, but taco meat should be well done. Thoughts?
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    • I frigging miss eating steak and ham and bacon. My stomach can not digest the proteins, but I 1000% support the eating of tasy animals!! Heck, I watch steak vids on Youtube instead of porn anymore!
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    • DJCK89 15 sep
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    • Bold of you to assume I don’t eat them alive
      IeatShit 15 sep
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    • i am a glizzy gobbler
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    • Vegans being mad over eating one animal and letting the other live. The answer to that is simple. Dogs taste like shit and cow tastes good.
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    • I like meat but fuck meat heads.
      Saioren 15 sep
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    • I have to know, how do people like their steaks? I prefer mine rare.
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    • been grilling every week
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    • Why do people get so worked up over well done steak? I like my shit cooked all the way.
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    • Medium rare or nothing gang
      KWSNinja 14 sep
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    • Just ate some a few min ago
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    • The taste of death😍
      fuck_boy 14 sep
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    • Bro that cow is still alive cook that shit
      Krauser 14 sep
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    • #vegansuck
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    • I like meat as much as the next person but in recent years I have started to incorporate more plant based meat substitutes into my diet. I did this because it is more sustainable and honestly I just wanted to try it. One bit of advice I want to give is. Tofu can actually be quite good. (1/2)
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    • Who pulled it off the grill, that bad boy is still eatin grass
      Kobro 14 sep
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    • What a weird thing to make a culture war issue conservatives. We have the most fragile men here for some reason. Must be the fluoride in the water or something.
      garrmack8 17 sep
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    • I'm not vegan, but I'd like to be vegetarian one day. I'm of the mindset: If you aren't willing to kill it, you shouldn't eat it. There's a huge disconnect caused by the food industry. I think if people had to kill their own food, there would be a LOT more vegetarians/vegans.
      Gwyn 17 sep
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    • butttman 16 sep
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    • If you like eating it barely cooked why don't you just fuckn eat a live cow it's practily the same thing
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    • Imagine life without bacon, cheeseburgers, or steak 😓😫
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    • Food porn, gun porn, soft core porn. EVERY FEATURE IS PORN
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    • Took my neighbor out for dinner. She was the best steak I ever had.
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    • just had a nice medium rare steak marinated in fruit with mash potatoes and broccoli
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    • I don’t like to think about it like that but yeah lol
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    • of course, i’m not a rabbit
      Dehyde 14 sep
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    • That steak doesn’t look that good
      guzze 14 sep
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    • Jesus Christ dude. Might as well bite a cow if you won’t cook it well
      Braith 14 sep
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    • I’m not opposed to eating meat I’m just unable to cause of a condition. Feelsbadman.
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    • The question is what’s your favorite cut? My fatass loves ribeye
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    • Bro pass me the fucking soy sauce dawg
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    • I know all of you Conservative yahoos are going to throw a fit, but I don't care. Eating dead animals is disgusting and immoral. The meat is WAY more tender when it's heart is still beating.
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    • Outback steakhouse better have a drive-through or I'm gonna be pissed
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    • Why do people think it's normal to eat meat this raw?? Tf that's gross af
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    • I’m cooking my bird in the oven right now
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    • That is still alive
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    • Vegans be like “why is it ok to eat animals” like bitch I bet there’s a bear in a cave dining on his fresh cut venison steak rn
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    • That steak is raw, it's not even cooked all the way through
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    • I understand vegetarianism but holy shit meat just tastes too good
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    • Idk man that shit looks pretty red
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    • Me eating chicken rn:
      JJDruid 14 sep
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    • Medium well is where it’s at
      ImMeta 14 sep
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    • That shit is raw man
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    • Embarrassing story I didn't like steak as a kid because I ate it well done, the reason I did this was because I was taught eating uncooked food was unhealthy and I thought adults did it for the same reason they smoke or drink. Until I was 14 thought I was a big boy and ate a medium rare steak
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