• If you think life exists because some
particles floating around in water
randomly collided in the perfect way
youre actually retarded
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    • It’s so glaringly obvious that an outside factor caused it
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    • niggas be like "yeah uhhh there were just some chemicals that kinda touched each other and they randomly formed a sapient intelligent being"
      shmoneyy 30 apr
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    • The world is so unbelievably perfectly aligned for life to exist, and that’s only single cell life, and not our amazingly diverse amount of species that have evolved for millions of years. It’s so hard for me to image it all happening by accident. There has to be a creator or a designer.
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    • Law of abiogenesis explicitly forbids this
      VVacle 29 apr
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    • I'm just saying if you think God created the human body then you're calling Him retarded because it has so many fucking flaws
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    • if you think life exists because some dude named allan ate his apple then youre autistic
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    • You telling me sugar, phosphates, adenine, guanine, cytosine, and thymine all formed together to be the building blocks of organic life and be specially designed to derive energy from the sun rays so that evolution could start taking place by random chance?
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    • This and "Our thoughts are just electrical signals/chemical reactions" are the worst beliefs ever
      Glyndwr 30 apr
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    • No dude it just evolved that way this is all just random chance dude everything is perfect RANDOMLY
      Dronom 30 apr
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    • If you think life exists because of some all powerful being creating it then idk what to tell you man, you're a cultist, I don't make up the rules.
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    • You can make replicating organic molecules out of non living material
      3000 30 apr
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    • There is no life on other planets change my mind
      3000 30 apr
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    • Literal videos explaining the entire history of earth and life on it. Niggas just don’t listen
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    • Just saying that chemistry kind of explains it. Give millions of years and water with the right conditions and it will happen. Not saying this proves or disproves God, but your argument is faulty. That doesn’t prove God.
      ThanosPat 30 apr
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    • This comment section is actually a cesspool of retardation
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    • It's not a mystery that the creation of the universe was literally too perfect to be a coincidence
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    • Miller Urey experiment, 1952.
      Catalase 30 apr
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    • Look up RNA world hypothesis
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    • Where do I stand if I believe in evolution but also believe that god created the first organisms
      substrate 30 apr
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    • Rarted?
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    • Makes sense around alkane vents not tht random and very likely
      FloorMeat 30 apr
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    • Yeah a proton and neutron had sex and had a big bang and thats why if the earth tilted .5 inch off of axis we would burn or freeze. Lucky us
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    • It makes perfect sense that life can form by chance. There are countless stars and an unimaginable amount of planets that exist and we are alive here because it had the most ideal chemistry to take place. Saying it it impossible to happen by chance is a bit of a paradox, you can only question ->
      Grubba 30 apr
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    • dude trust me
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    • That's what we've observed when we demonstrated abiogenesis with the primordial soup expirement. You don't just think stuff up you actually have to have evidence to back you up when you make a claim like that and we have. It didn't happen with a snap of a finger. Study organic chemistry
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    • Ifunny at it again
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    • Is it impossible for me to believe that god created the conditions for this life to be made but not directly?
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    • Atheists on suicide watch
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    • god created life because common sense argument
      Flustig 30 apr
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    • Research Xenu
      Torthicc 30 apr
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    • If ants were the size of cats there would be only ants. Everything is in pretty good balance as well
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    • My favorite is when you ask how the universe was created, they say by something that happened randomly. And then when you ask that could have happened if there was nothing created yet, they say theyre right BECAUSE they cant prove it. Or bc they cant disprove the theory of a creator, theyre right
      MachkaMan 30 apr
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    • Design indicates a designer
      broj 30 apr
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    • If you think you know exactly how life started you’re even more retarded
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    • Aliens don't exist as modern man treats them
      Dogbo 30 apr
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    • Disagree
      Mello 30 apr
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    • while I find it likely that there is a creator, to say biblical stories are true or even likely is just retarded
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    • This planet is the only one to have life, which shows how rare it is for it to happen, but it can happen. Macromolecules that make up life are actually very simple and early cells were extremely simple.
      Nivixis 30 apr
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    • I believe that particles colliding created life but I don’t think it was random. I think God did it
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    • The idea that any planet in the universe with a decent atmosphere and warm oceans could be a potential cradle for life is a pretty awesome concept.
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    • Damn straight, skippy
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    • Yeah shit u right. All that stuff happened in like what. Seven days? Ok.
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    • God created the conditions for evolution
      KungFury 30 apr
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    • If you think a infinite expanse with infinite planets can create sentient life you are smarter than the average Icatholic
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    • I want I believe in god, but I really don’t believe he made fucking Jews, like are you that much of a /\/igger god?
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    • Even though people try to use dinosaurs to disprove creationism, I find it highly convenient that they just went extinct all at once through some still relatively unknown event
      tavopell 30 apr
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    • This small particle turned into dinosaur than monkey than a human.
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    • whats the point of being condescending
      etime 30 apr
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    • What? The fuck are you even saying?
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    • you ever heard of sea monkeys
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    • God made them collide
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    • Life exists because the Sun said so
      Estapier 30 apr
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    • Hate to be that obvious guy but then who created god
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    • You're right, an unknown wizard man in the sky willing everything into existence with no evidence is much more likely
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    • Extremely unlikely events tend to happen over extremely long periods of time
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    • There’s trillions of stars out there, an occurrence even as unlikely as life is was bound to happen somewhere
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